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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an me
You know I shun fancy electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're to party like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an me
You know I shun fancy electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're to party like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an paradise
Yeah
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