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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk the valley where I harvest my grain
I a look at my and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're just and guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a look at my and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're just and guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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