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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk the valley I harvest my grain
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the and plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our living in an paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the and plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our living in an paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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