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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You I shun fancy electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt week
I smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my day and night for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on hiney
We've been spending most our living in an paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You I shun fancy electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt week
I smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my day and night for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on hiney
We've been spending most our living in an paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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