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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Ezekial that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little to be like
On my day and scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so that
Ezekial that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little to be like
On my day and scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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