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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my and she's plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my and she's plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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