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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I my grain
I a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to like it's 1699
We've most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to like it's 1699
We've most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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