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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk the valley I harvest my grain
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's of
I never wear buttons, but I got a hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's of
I never wear buttons, but I got a hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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