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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I a look at my and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've been milking and so that
my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my day and scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a look at my and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've been milking and so that
my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my day and scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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