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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
We're plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, in an Amish paradise
A local boy me in the butt last week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
We're plain and simple guys, living in an paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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