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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a at my wife and realize she's plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending our lives living in an paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a at my wife and realize she's plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending our lives living in an paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We quilts at price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I look good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and guys, living in an paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, soon I'll a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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