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Amish Paradise 
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by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I through the valley where I harvest my grain
I a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my might have to get medieval on hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
feeds the chickens and plows, fool
And I've milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's work and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my might have to get medieval on hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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