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Amish Paradise English Medium

by Weird Al Yankovic

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just for an Amish like me
You I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Even thinks my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
Then tonight we're going to like it's 1699

We've spending most our lives living in an paradise
I churn butter or twice, living in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An with a 'tude, you know that's of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Robinson Crusoe, it's as as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
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