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Amish Paradise 
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by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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