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Amish Paradise English Medium

by Weird Al Yankovic

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As I walk through the where I my grain
I a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't a if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as as can be

We've been most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
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