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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at price, living in an Amish paradise
A boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts to be like
On my day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, in an paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at price, living in an Amish paradise
A boy me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really good in black, fool
If you to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts to be like
On my day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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