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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I through the valley where I my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's perfect for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
Then tonight we're going to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been our in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's perfect for an Amish like me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
Then tonight we're going to party it's 1699
We've been spending most our living in an Amish paradise
I churn once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been our in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my have to get on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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