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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the where I my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother to get medieval on hiney
We've most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you thine
tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've been spending our lives in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother to get medieval on hiney
We've most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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