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Amish Paradise 
Medium
by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
I churn once or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish me
You know I fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and so that
Even thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our lives living in an paradise
I churn once or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've been most our lives living in an paradise
We're plain and simple guys, in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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