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Amish Paradise 
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by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I my grain
I take a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been and plowing so long that
Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699
We've spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist if he deserved it
An with a 'tude, you that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be
We've spending our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all nice, living in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
a on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're righteous? you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my might have to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending most our lives in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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