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Amish Paradise 
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by Weird Al Yankovic
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've been spending most our in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at price, in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to like it's 1699
We've been spending most our in an Amish paradise
I churn butter or twice, in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at price, in an paradise
A local boy kicked me in the last week
I smiled at him, and I turned the cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell
But I ain't punched a tourist if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my agree I really look in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as as can be
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, in an Amish paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might to get medieval on your hiney
We've been spending our lives living in an paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no or traffic lights, living in an paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah
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