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The Parent Rap 
Hard
by Bluefish TV
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Don't make me count to 1-2-3
Yeah, it's the parent rap, y'all
We may spend most of our time toddlers down but
We still know how to the hizzle
I don't know you just said
We used to be cool!
Back in the day, on the block
Watching PG-13 movies, staying up way after dark
Then we had a shorties
And now we're really flossy
Cause now we be rollin' with our own little possie
In the mini van
Or in our little wagon
Let me throw it to the moms
the little one is saggin'
I to bling it up, I to dress real shrewd
Now I accessorize food that's already been chewed
And that's all right
I make this bag look good
When I'm walking through the mall tryin' to wrangle my brood
My PB&Js set your world on fire
I make you mac-n-cheese blindfolded on a wire
I'm wiping the do-do
Kissin' the booboos
Got them eyes in the back of my head, I see all you do.
Using your full so you know I ain't playin'
And that's why all my kiddo's, they sayin'
Mom mom, she's the bomb, all till the break of dawn
Cooking them peas so I'll grow up strong
Got my second seat belt if we crash head on
Dad dad, he's the man, working real hard to support the clan
Traded in his porsche for an old sedan
Raisin' those brows if we get outta hand
When it come to Candyland, I'm a stone cold player
out with the homework, I'm an Algebra slayer
carseats into without spillin' my mug
If I you in at night, you'll be as snug as a bug
Then I'm off in the morning, to make that cheese
You may not know this yet, but it doesn't grow on trees
Now mama take it please, what, uh, take it
I'm droppin' "time out"s they're hot
Potty training all my tots
Washin' all the pans and pots
Tyin' little shoes in knots
Giving knowlege to your brain
Like "if your friend jumped off a train you don't have to do the same"
Now get toys out of the rain!
I'm cleanin' every spill
Cuttin' coupons like a vil
If you parental now you know
We are for real!
You don't our rhyms are ill boy?
Then your grounded for a mil!
Mom, mom, she's legit
us chill we pitch a fit
Telling us to share and to hit
If you can't say somethin' nice put a sock in it
Dad dad, he's the guy,
never gets tired of playing "I spy"
The constant barage of kids asking "why"
And he always pretends he another tie
You doesn't grow on trees
Why buy the cow if the milk is free
This won't hurt you as much as it me
If you want dessert eat another veggie
Close that door
You weren't born in a stable
Sit up straight
And kiss your aunt mable
Close your mouth when you chew
Get your elbows off the table
Mom and dad of the year, it, that's the label
It's the parent rap y'all
And it's apparent
We're great parents
Mom and daddy in the house
Mom and daddy own the house
Mom and daddy need to the house...
Keep your to yourself, boy
Don't me this beat, I'll do it! I'll pull this beat right over.
Yeah, it's the parent rap, y'all
We may spend most of our time toddlers down but
We still know how to the hizzle
I don't know you just said
We used to be cool!
Back in the day, on the block
Watching PG-13 movies, staying up way after dark
Then we had a shorties
And now we're really flossy
Cause now we be rollin' with our own little possie
In the mini van
Or in our little wagon
Let me throw it to the moms
the little one is saggin'
I to bling it up, I to dress real shrewd
Now I accessorize food that's already been chewed
And that's all right
I make this bag look good
When I'm walking through the mall tryin' to wrangle my brood
My PB&Js set your world on fire
I make you mac-n-cheese blindfolded on a wire
I'm wiping the do-do
Kissin' the booboos
Got them eyes in the back of my head, I see all you do.
Using your full so you know I ain't playin'
And that's why all my kiddo's, they sayin'
Mom mom, she's the bomb, all till the break of dawn
Cooking them peas so I'll grow up strong
Got my second seat belt if we crash head on
Dad dad, he's the man, working real hard to support the clan
Traded in his porsche for an old sedan
Raisin' those brows if we get outta hand
When it come to Candyland, I'm a stone cold player
out with the homework, I'm an Algebra slayer
carseats into without spillin' my mug
If I you in at night, you'll be as snug as a bug
Then I'm off in the morning, to make that cheese
You may not know this yet, but it doesn't grow on trees
Now mama take it please, what, uh, take it
I'm droppin' "time out"s they're hot
Potty training all my tots
Washin' all the pans and pots
Tyin' little shoes in knots
Giving knowlege to your brain
Like "if your friend jumped off a train you don't have to do the same"
Now get toys out of the rain!
I'm cleanin' every spill
Cuttin' coupons like a vil
If you parental now you know
We are for real!
You don't our rhyms are ill boy?
Then your grounded for a mil!
Mom, mom, she's legit
us chill we pitch a fit
Telling us to share and to hit
If you can't say somethin' nice put a sock in it
Dad dad, he's the guy,
never gets tired of playing "I spy"
The constant barage of kids asking "why"
And he always pretends he another tie
You doesn't grow on trees
Why buy the cow if the milk is free
This won't hurt you as much as it me
If you want dessert eat another veggie
Close that door
You weren't born in a stable
Sit up straight
And kiss your aunt mable
Close your mouth when you chew
Get your elbows off the table
Mom and dad of the year, it, that's the label
It's the parent rap y'all
And it's apparent
We're great parents
Mom and daddy in the house
Mom and daddy own the house
Mom and daddy need to the house...
Keep your to yourself, boy
Don't me this beat, I'll do it! I'll pull this beat right over.
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