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If I Had A Million Dollars by Bare Naked Ladies

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a house (i (1)__________ buy you a house)
If I had a (2)______________ (3)______________ (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your (4)__________ (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a (5)______________ dollars I’d buy your love.

If I had a million dollars
I’d build a tree (6)________ in our yard.
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard.
If I had a (7)______________ dollars
Maybe we could put a fridge in there somewhere.
We could go up there (8)________________ we wanted.
We could get (9)__________________ to eat maybe

If I had a million (10)______________ (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had a million (11)______________ (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a (12)______________ dollars (if I had a (13)______________ dollars)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s (14)______________ (all them crazy bones)
If I had a million (15)______________ I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would.
But of course we would,
it’s a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a green (16)__________ (but not a (17)________ green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had a million (18)______________ (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you (19)________ art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a (20)______________ dollars)
I’d buy you a (21)____________ (haven’t you always (22)____________ a monkey?)
If I had a million (23)______________ I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a (24)______________ dollars
I’d be rich.
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