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If I Had A Million Dollars by Bare Naked Ladies

If I had a (1)______________ dollars (if I had a (2)______________ dollars)
I’d buy you a house (i would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you (3)__________________ for (4)________ house (maybe a nice (5)________________________ or an ottoman)
If I had a million (6)______________ (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice (7)______________ automobile)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy your love.

If I had a million dollars
I’d build a tree fort in our yard.
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard.
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a fridge in (8)__________ somewhere.
We could go up there (9)________________ we wanted.
We could get (10)__________________ to eat maybe

If I had a (11)______________ dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a (12)________ fur coat that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a (13)______________ dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all (14)________ (15)__________ bones)
If I had a million dollars I’d buy (16)________ love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to walk to the store
If I had a (17)______________ dollars
We’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would.
But of course we would,
it’s a very (18)__________ treat for the whole family.

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you some art (a (19)______________ or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you a (20)____________ (haven’t you (21)____________ wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million (22)______________ I’d buy (23)________ love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a (24)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
I’d be rich.
Answers:
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