IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and (1)________ out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped (2)________________ and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million (3)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all (4)________ crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a (5)______________ dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a (6)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a (7)__________ dress
But not a (8)________ green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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