IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million (1)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (2)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you (3)__________ help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a (4)______________ dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In (5)__________ somewhere
We could just go up (6)__________ and hang out
Like (7)________ the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods (8)________ out for us
Like (9)____________ pre-wrapped sausages and things
They (10)________ pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a (11)________ fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million (12)______________ (If I had a (13)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a (14)__________ or an emu
And if I had a million (15)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all (16)________ crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (17)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a (18)______________ dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more
If I had a (19)______________ dollars
We wouldn't (20)________ to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy (21)____________ expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (22)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a (23)__________ dress
But not a (24)________ green (25)__________ that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always (26)____________ a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy (27)________ love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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