IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (1)______________ dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice (2)________________________ or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a (3)______________ dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (4)______________ dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a (5)______________ (6)______________ you could (7)________ It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a (8)____________ tiny fridge In there somewhere
We (9)__________ just go up there and (10)________ out
Like (11)________ the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But (12)________ don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (13)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million (14)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a (15)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to (16)________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't (17)________ to eat (18)__________ dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups (19)________ it
Thats (20)__________ all the fanciest (21)__________ ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (22)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always (23)____________ a monkey
If I had a (24)______________ dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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