IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a (1)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a (2)________ chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a (3)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million (4)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be (5)________ hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a (6)____________ tiny fridge In (7)__________ somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They (8)________ pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (9)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur (10)________ that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep (11)________ a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine (12)__________ it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat (13)__________ dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of (14)____________ we would we'd just eat more
And buy (15)____________ expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the (16)________________ (17)__________ (18)________________ mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million (19)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a (20)______________ (21)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million (22)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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