IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a (1)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a (2)______________ dollars I'd buy (3)________ love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a (4)______________ dollars
Maybe we (5)__________ put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and (6)________ out
Like (7)________ the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't (8)________ pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (9)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million (10)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (11)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to (12)________ to the store
If I had a (13)______________ dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat (14)__________ dinner
But we would eat (15)__________ dinner
Of (16)____________ we would we'd just eat more
And buy (17)____________ (18)__________________ ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (19)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you (20)____________ wanted a monkey
If I had a (21)______________ dollars I'd buy (22)________ love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (23)______________ dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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