IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a (1)______________ (2)______________ (If I had a (3)______________ dollars)
I'd buy you (4)__________________ for your house
Maybe a nice (5)________________________ or an ottoman
And if I had a million (6)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice (7)______________ automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (8)______________ dollars
I'd (9)__________ a tree (10)________ in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be (11)________ hard
If I had a (12)______________ dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could (13)________ go up there and hang out
Like open the (14)____________ and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped (15)________________ and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a (16)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million (17)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them (18)__________ elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd (19)________ eat more
And buy really (20)__________________ ketchups (21)________ it
Thats right all the fanciest (22)__________ ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million (23)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a (24)______________ dollars
I'd be rich

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