IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million (1)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I (2)__________ buy you a house
And if I had a (3)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for (4)________ house
Maybe a nice (5)________________________ or an ottoman
And if I had a (6)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A (7)________ reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (8)______________ dollars
I'd build a tree (9)________ in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be (10)________ hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little (11)________ fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and (12)________ out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be (13)__________ laid out for us
Like (14)____________ pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't (15)________ pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a (16)________ fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a (17)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them (18)__________ elephant bones
And if I had a million (19)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a (20)__________________ (21)__________ it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd (22)________ eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you (23)________ art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (24)______________ dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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