IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A (1)______________ DOLLARS

If I had a (2)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I (3)__________ buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you (4)__________________ for (5)________ house
Maybe a nice (6)________________________ or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree (7)________ in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could (8)________ It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a (9)______________ dollars
Maybe we could put a (10)____________ (11)________ fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods (12)________ out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep (13)________ a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't (14)________ to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine (15)__________ it (16)__________ more
If I had a (17)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy (18)____________ (19)__________________ ketchups with it
Thats right all the (20)________________ Dijon (21)________________ mmm mmm
If I had a (22)______________ dollars (If I had a (23)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real (24)__________ dress that's cruel
And if I had a million (25)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (26)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (27)______________ dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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