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IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million (1)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for (2)________ house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A (3)________ reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We (4)__________ just go up (5)__________ and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't (6)________ pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (7)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a (8)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a (9)______________ (10)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it (11)__________ more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd (12)________ eat more
And buy really (13)__________________ ketchups with it
Thats (14)__________ all the fanciest (15)__________ (16)________________ mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real (17)__________ (18)__________ that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (19)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you (20)________ art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million (21)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a (22)______________ dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million (23)______________ (If I had a (24)______________ dollars)
If I had a (25)______________ dollars
I'd be rich
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