IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (1)______________ dollars)
I'd buy you (2)__________________ for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a (3)______________ dollars (If I had a (4)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A (5)________ (6)______________ automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a (7)________ fort in our yard
If I had a (8)______________ dollars you (9)__________ help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a (10)______________ dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In (11)__________ somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods (12)________ out for us
Like little pre-wrapped (13)________________ and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur (14)________ that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (15)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all (16)________ crazy elephant bones
And if I had a (17)______________ dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it (18)__________ more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat (19)__________ dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups (20)________ it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon (21)________________ mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a (22)__________ dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you (23)____________ (24)____________ a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a (25)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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