IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A (1)______________ DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (2)______________ dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million (3)______________ I'd buy (4)________ love
If I had a million dollars
I'd (5)__________ a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million (6)______________ you could help It wouldn't be (7)________ hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could just go up there and (8)________ out
Like (9)________ the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods (10)________ out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (11)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine (12)__________ it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we (13)__________ eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy (14)____________ expensive ketchups with it
Thats (15)__________ all the fanciest (16)__________ ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million (17)______________ (If I had a (18)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you (19)________ art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a (20)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million dollars I'd buy (21)________ love
If I had a (22)______________ dollars (If I had a (23)______________ dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a (24)______________ dollars
I'd be rich

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