IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a (1)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a (2)______________ (3)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice (4)______________ automobile
And if I had a (5)______________ dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (6)______________ dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could (7)________ It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we (8)__________ put a little tiny fridge In (9)__________ somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out
Like (10)________ the (11)____________ and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped (12)________________ and things
They (13)________ pre-wrapped sausages
But (14)________ don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them
Yeah
If I had a million dollars (If I had a (15)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million (16)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep (17)________ a llama or an emu
And if I had a (18)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million (19)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't (20)________ to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
And we'd take a Limousine cause it (21)__________ more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more
And buy really (22)__________________ ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest (23)__________ ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million (24)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A (25)______________ or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey
If I had a million (26)______________ I'd buy your love
If I had a million (27)______________ (If I had a (28)______________ dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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