IF I HAD A MILLON DOLLARS by Barenaked Ladies

IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
I would buy you a house
And if I had a million (1)______________ (If I had a (2)______________ dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a (3)________ chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a (4)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help It wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge In there somewhere
We could (5)________ go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods (6)________ out for us
Like little pre-wrapped (7)________________ and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you (8)__________ them
Yeah
If I had a million (9)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million (10)______________ (If I had a (11)______________ dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
Yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a (12)______________ dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oh all them crazy (13)________________ bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a (14)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a (15)______________ dollars
And we'd take a (16)__________________ cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat (17)__________ dinner
But we would eat (18)__________ dinner
Of (19)____________ we (20)__________ we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million (21)______________ (If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always (22)____________ a monkey
If I had a million (23)______________ I'd buy (24)________ love
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

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