You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy (1)__________ peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in (2)________ soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a (3)______________ crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the (4)____________ between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of (5)________________ socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as (6)______________ and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a (7)________ tomato splotch
With moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in (8)______________ up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a (9)______________ jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker (10)____________________ and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce

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