You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as (1)________________ as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an (2)__________ hole
Your (3)__________ is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You (4)________ (5)________________ in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the (6)______________ crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your (7)__________ is (8)________ of (9)________________ socks
Your (10)________ is (11)________ of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The (12)__________ (13)__________ (14)________ best describe you
Are as follows and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a (15)________ tomato splotch
With moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your (16)________ is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful (17)____________________ of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in (18)______________ up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a (19)________________ super-naus
You're a crooked (20)__________ jockey
And you (21)__________ a (22)______________ horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and (23)__________________ sandwich
With arsenic sauce
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as (1)________________ as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an (2)__________ hole
Your (3)__________ is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You (4)________ (5)________________ in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the (6)______________ crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your (7)__________ is (8)________ of (9)________________ socks
Your (10)________ is (11)________ of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The (12)__________ (13)__________ (14)________ best describe you
Are as follows and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a (15)________ tomato splotch
With moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your (16)________ is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful (17)____________________ of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in (18)______________ up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a (19)________________ super-naus
You're a crooked (20)__________ jockey
And you (21)__________ a (22)______________ horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and (23)__________________ sandwich
With arsenic sauce
Answers:
(1) charming(2) empty(3) brain(4) have(5) termites(6) seasick(7) heart(8) full(9) unwashed(10) soul(11) full(12) three(13) words(14) that(15) dead(16) soul(17) assortment(18) tangled(19) nauseous(20) jerky(21) drive(22) crooked(23) toadstool