You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is (1)________ of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a (2)________ one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in (3)________ smile
You (4)________ all the (5)____________ sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the (6)______________ crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, (7)__________ skunk
Your (8)__________ is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is (9)________ of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a (10)________ tomato splotch
With (11)__________ (12)____________ spots
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling (13)________ heap
Overflowing with the most (14)______________________ (15)____________________ of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a (16)________________ super-naus
You're a (17)______________ jerky jockey
And you (18)__________ a (19)______________ horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker (20)____________________ and (21)__________________ sandwich
With arsenic (22)__________

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