You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft

You're a (1)________ one, Mr. Grinch
You (2)____________ are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as (3)________________ as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a (4)____________ black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is (5)________ of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't (6)__________ you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a (7)________ one, Mr. Grinch
You (8)________ termites in your smile
You (9)________ all the (10)____________ sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd (11)________ the seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is (12)________ of unwashed socks
Your (13)________ is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The (14)__________ words that best describe you
Are as (15)______________ and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of (16)____________ sots
Your heart's a dead (17)____________ splotch
With (18)__________ purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your (19)________ is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing (20)________ the (21)________ disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in (22)______________ up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you (23)__________ a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and (24)__________________ sandwich
With arsenic sauce

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