You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft

You're a (1)________ one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as (2)____________ as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy (3)__________ peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is (4)________ of spiders
You've got (5)____________ in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't (6)__________ you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have (7)________________ in your smile
You (8)________ all the (9)____________ sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice (10)______________ the two of you
I'd (11)________ the (12)______________ crocodile
You're a (13)________ one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your (14)__________ is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words (15)________ best (16)________________ you
Are as (17)______________ and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of (18)____________ sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotch
With (19)__________ purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your (20)________ is an (21)__________________ dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful (22)____________________ of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a (23)________________ super-naus
You're a crooked (24)__________ jockey
And you (25)__________ a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With (26)______________ sauce

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