If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd (1)____________________ you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a __________ chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy (2)____________________ a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd _________ a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a (3)______________ dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a (4)____________ tiny __________
In (5)__________ somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out

Yep, like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They (6)________ pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a (7)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy (8)________ ___________

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really ___________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green __________
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ wanted a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a (9)______________ dollars
If I had a (10)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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