If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a (1)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd __________ you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a (2)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for (3)________ house
(Maybe a (4)____________________ (5)________________________ or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a (6)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy __________ a K-Car
(A (7)________ Reliant automobile)
And if I had a (8)______________ dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd _________ a tree (9)________ in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a (10)______________ dollars
(Maybe we (11)__________ put a little tiny __________
In there somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up (12)__________ and hang out

Yep, like (13)________ the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be (14)__________ laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you (15)__________ them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a (16)________ fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a (17)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, (18)________ a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a (19)______________ dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a (20)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd (21)________ a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ (22)__________ dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really ___________ ketchups (23)________ it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green __________
(But not a (24)________ green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a (25)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a (26)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ wanted a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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