If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd __________ you a house
(I (1)__________ buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for (2)________ house
(Maybe a (3)____________________ chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a (4)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy __________ a K-Car
(A (5)________ Reliant automobile)
And if I had a (6)______________ dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a (7)______________ dollars
(I'd _________ a tree (8)________ in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be (9)________ hard)

If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny __________
In there somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out

Yep, like open the (10)____________ and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a (11)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a (12)________ fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, (13)________ a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a (14)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them (15)__________ elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a (16)______________ dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ (17)__________ dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy (18)____________ (19)______________________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a (20)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a (21)__________ __________
(But not a real (22)__________ dress that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a (23)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy you (24)________ ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you (25)________________________ (26)____________ a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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