If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd (1)____________________ you a house
(I (2)__________ buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for (3)________ house
(Maybe a __________ chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy __________ a K-Car
(A nice (4)______________ automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd _________ a (5)________ (6)________ in our yard)
If I had a (7)______________ dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be (8)________ hard)

If I had a (9)______________ dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny __________
In there somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out

Yep, (10)________ open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't (11)________ to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd (12)________ a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner?
Of (13)____________ we would, we'd (14)________ eat more
And buy (15)____________ ___________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- (16)__________ ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a (17)______________ dollars
(If I had a (18)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green __________
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a (19)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ wanted a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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