If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a (1)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd (2)____________________ you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a __________ chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a (3)______________ dollars)
Well, I'd buy (4)____________________ a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a (5)______________ dollars
(I'd _________ a (6)________ (7)________ in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had a (8)______________ dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny __________
In (9)__________ somewhere)
You know, we could just
Go up there and hang out

Yep, like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But (10)________ don't have pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a (11)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a (12)________ fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic ___________
(Yep, (13)________ a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them (14)__________ elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't (15)________ to ___________ to the store
If I had a (16)______________ dollars
We'd (17)________ a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ Kraft dinner
But we would eat (18)__________ dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really (19)______________________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green __________
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some ___________
(A (20)______________ or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ wanted a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a (21)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a (22)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ___________

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