If I Had A Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd (1)____________________ you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you (2)__________________ for your house
(Maybe a (3)____________________ (4)________________________ or an ottoman)

And if I had a (5)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy (6)____________________ a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I'd _________ a tree (7)________ in our yard)
If I had a (8)______________ dollars
(You could help, it wouldn't be (9)________ hard)

If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny __________
In there somewhere)
You know, we (10)__________ just
Go up (11)__________ and hang out

Yep, like (12)________ the (13)____________ and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like
Little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mmm

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't (14)________ pre-wrapped __________
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur ___________
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)

And if I had a (15)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an (16)____________ ___________
(Yep, like a (17)__________ or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy (18)________________ bones)
And if I had a (19)______________ dollars
I'd buy your ___________

If I had a (20)______________ dollars
We wouldn't have to ___________ to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to ____________ Kraft dinner
But we would eat (21)__________ dinner?
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really ___________ ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest
Ket-- Dijon ketchup
Mmmm (mmmm)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a (22)__________ __________
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had a (23)______________ dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you (24)________ ___________
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you ____________ (25)____________ a monkey?)

And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
If I had a (26)______________ dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a (27)______________ dollars
I'd be ___________

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