Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) (1)________ in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The (2)__________ of ___________ are (3)____________ quite simple
So if you could ___________ from (4)____________ for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the correct order


Do you think I look like this so I can exist in (5)________ feeble memory? (HA!)
The (6)________ you drink, the prettier we look
Take a picture and I'll last forever!
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
Get your drinks now people


3) There are three extra (7)__________ that are not in the song- (8)__________ (9)________ out!

Is this your boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know (10)________ compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll (11)________ it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most (12)__________________ (13)__________ in the world (14)________ gigantic p******!
If you see/meet something you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be happy to take (15)________ complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go f**** yourself avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) Fill in the gaps
If you (16)______________ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and (17)________ your __________ (18)____________ to other people's ________ for 4 and a half _________
It's not as (19)____________________ as it looks!
Do you _______ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the lines in the correct order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I (20)________ gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how (21)__________ sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I look gorgeous!
I swear its like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how (22)__________ breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's review everybody!
Tell us we (23)________ gorgeous

7) There are three (24)__________ (25)__________ that are not in the song- cross them out!

Your (26)____________ is terrible
Your clothing is terrible
If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag
Don't ever touch my hair
Don't (27)__________ catch my hair
A****
I (28)________ your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the correct option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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