Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) Fill in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The rules of ___________ are really quite simple
So if you (1)__________ ___________ from Grindr for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the (2)______________ order


Do you think I look like this so I can exist in your (3)____________ memory? (HA!)
The more you drink, the prettier we look
Take a picture and I'll last forever!
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
Get your drinks now people


3) There are three extra (4)__________ that are not in the song- cross them out!

Is this (5)________ boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know what (6)____________________ means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll give it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It takes a lot of money to look (7)________ cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most beautiful (8)__________ in the (9)__________ have gigantic p******!
If you see/meet something you don't like
Something (10)________________ or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be happy to take your complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go f**** (11)________________ avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) (12)________ in the gaps
If you _______ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and mash your __________ around to (13)__________ people's ________ for 4 and a (14)________ _________
It's not as __________ as it looks!
Do you (15)______________ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the lines in the correct order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And (16)________ of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I (17)________ gorgeous!
I swear its like (18)______________ teeth to get a little (19)________ compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's review everybody!
Tell us we look gorgeous

7) There are (20)__________ (21)__________ lines that are not in the song- cross them out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your clothing is terrible
If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag
Don't ever touch my hair
Don't never (22)__________ my hair
A****
I love your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the (23)______________ option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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