Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) Fill in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The rules of ___________ are really quite simple
So if you could ___________ (1)________ Grindr for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the (2)______________ order


Do you think I look like this so I can exist in your feeble memory? (HA!)
The more you drink, the prettier we look
Take a picture and I'll (3)________ forever!
The use of flash photography is (4)________________ mandatory
Get (5)________ drinks now people


3) There are three extra lines that are not in the song- (6)__________ them out!

Is this your boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't (7)________ what compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll (8)________ it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) (9)____________ the correct option

It takes a lot of (10)__________ to look (11)________ cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to (12)________ entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the (13)________ beautiful (14)__________ in the world have gigantic p******!
If you see/meet something you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be (15)__________ to take your complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go f**** yourself avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) Fill in the gaps
If you _______ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and mash (16)________ __________ around to other people's ________ for 4 and a half _________
It's not as __________ as it looks!
Do you (17)______________ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the (18)__________ in the (19)______________ order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show (20)____________________ to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how (21)__________ sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I (22)________ gorgeous!
I swear its like pulling (23)__________ to get a little tiny compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's review everybody!
Tell us we look gorgeous

7) (24)__________ are three extra lines that are not in the song- cross them out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your clothing is terrible
If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag
Don't (25)________ touch my hair
Don't never catch my hair
A****
I love your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the correct option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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