Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) Fill in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The rules of ___________ are (1)____________ quite simple
So if you (2)__________ (3)______________________ from (4)____________ for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the (5)______________ order


Do you think I look like this so I can exist in your feeble memory? (HA!)
The (6)________ you drink, the prettier we look
Take a picture and I'll last forever!
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
Get your drinks now people


3) (7)__________ are three (8)__________ lines that are not in the song- cross them out!

Is (9)________ (10)________ boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know what compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll give it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It takes a lot of (11)__________ to look (12)________ cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most (13)__________________ women in the (14)__________ have gigantic p******!
If you see/meet something you don't like
Something (15)________________ or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be happy to take your complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go (16)__________ (17)________________ avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) (18)________ in the gaps
If you _______ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and (19)________ your __________ (20)____________ to other people's (21)________________ for 4 and a half _________
It's not as __________ as it looks!
Do you _______ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the lines in the correct order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I (22)________ gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how (23)__________ sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I look gorgeous!
I swear its like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's (24)____________ everybody!
Tell us we look gorgeous

7) There are (25)__________ extra lines (26)________ are not in the song- cross them out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your clothing is terrible
If you're not (27)______________ nails, you're not doing drag
Don't ever (28)__________ my hair
Don't never catch my hair
A****
I love your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the (29)______________ option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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