Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) Fill in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The rules of ___________ are really quite simple
So if you could ___________ from Grindr for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the correct order


Do you (1)__________ I look like this so I can exist in your feeble memory? (HA!)
The (2)________ you drink, the (3)________________ we look
Take a (4)______________ and I'll (5)________ forever!
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
Get your drinks now people


3) (6)__________ are three extra (7)__________ that are not in the song- cross them out!

Is this your boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know (8)________ compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll give it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It takes a lot of money to (9)________ this cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most beautiful women in the (10)__________ have gigantic p******!
If you see/meet something you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be happy to take your complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go f**** yourself avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) (11)________ in the gaps
If you (12)______________ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and (13)________ your (14)____________________ around to (15)__________ people's (16)________________ for 4 and a half _________
It's not as __________ as it looks!
Do you _______ a hairpiece?
Here, you can (17)________________ mine!

6) Put the (18)__________ in the correct order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, (19)________________ possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how (20)__________ sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I (21)________ gorgeous!
I (22)__________ its like pulling (23)__________ to get a (24)____________ tiny compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's review everybody!
Tell us we look gorgeous

7) (25)__________ are three extra lines that are not in the song- cross (26)________ out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your clothing is terrible
If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag
Don't ever touch my hair
Don't never catch my hair
A****
I love (27)________ p******
Give me all (28)________ money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the correct option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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