Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) (1)________ in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The rules of ___________ are really (2)__________ simple
So if you could (3)______________________ (4)________ (5)____________ for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the correct order


Do you think I (6)________ like (7)________ so I can exist in your feeble memory? (HA!)
The more you drink, the prettier we look
Take a picture and I'll last forever!
The use of flash (8)______________________ is strictly mandatory
Get your (9)____________ now people


3) There are (10)__________ extra lines that are not in the song- cross (11)________ out!

Is this your boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know what compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll give it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It (12)__________ a lot of money to look this cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic p******!
If you see/meet (13)__________________ you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be (14)__________ to take your complaints/remains after the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go f**** yourself avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) Fill in the gaps
If you _______ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and mash your (15)____________________ around to other people's ________ for 4 and a half _________
It's not as __________ as it looks!
Do you (16)______________ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the lines in the (17)______________ order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how (18)__________ sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I (19)________ gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to these monstrosities!
Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I look gorgeous!
I swear its like pulling (20)__________ to get a little tiny (21)____________________ out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's (22)____________ everybody!
Tell us we (23)________ gorgeous

7) There are three extra (24)__________ (25)________ are not in the song- cross them out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your (26)________________ is terrible
If you're not (27)______________ nails, you're not (28)__________ drag
Don't ever touch my hair
Don't (29)__________ catch my hair
A****
I love your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the correct option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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