Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed (1)________ time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species (3)__________________ all around
We’re (4)______________ how?
Over ages of (5)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the (6)__________ of a (7)__________ size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (8)________ like you do, ‘cause you’re so (9)______________________
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (10)______________
Survived to write this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You (11)________ the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a (12)________ that we (13)____________ recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (14)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over (15)________ of time they’re (16)____________________
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a (17)__________ that’s a (18)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (19)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so (20)______________________
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (21)______________ now
I (22)__________ I’m (23)__________ now
Changed (1)________ time
That’s the theory of Darwin
Evolution,
Australopithecus
Were earliest
Of (2)__________ “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species (3)__________________ all around
We’re (4)______________ how?
Over ages of (5)________ they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s the (6)__________ of a (7)__________ size
We’re related to you? Because you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (8)________ like you do, ‘cause you’re so (9)______________________
Neanderthals
Would come along
A rival species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, (10)______________
Survived to write this song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all around
You (11)________ the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a (12)________ that we (13)____________ recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (14)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so prehistoric (X2)
Over (15)________ of time they’re (16)____________________
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a (17)__________ that’s a (18)__________ of the human size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the (19)______________________ way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so (20)______________________
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the (21)______________ now
I (22)__________ I’m (23)__________ now
Answers:
(1) over(2) those(3) wondering(4) related(5) time(6) third(7) human(8) look(9) prehistoric(10) sapiens(11) have(12) face(13) barely(14) think(15) ages(16) fossilised(17) brain(18) third(19) Paleolithic(20) prehistoric(21) shovels(22) think(23) ready