Prehistoric ("Toxic" By Britney Spears) by History Teachers
Generic traits, herity
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
(2)________________________________
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all (3)____________
We’re (4)______________ how?
Over (5)________ of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a (6)__________ that’s the third of a (7)__________ size
We’re related to you? (8)______________ you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A (9)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write (10)________ song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all (11)____________
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (12)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so (13)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the (14)__________ size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the (15)______________ now
I (16)__________ I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Changed over time
That’s the (1)____________ of Darwin
Evolution,
(2)________________________________
Were earliest
Of those “southern apes”
Shortest and furriest
In Africa
Omnivorous
Two feet
On the ground
Bipedal species wondering all (3)____________
We’re (4)______________ how?
Over (5)________ of time they’re fossilized
Prehistoric
I’ve got to wonder
With a (6)__________ that’s the third of a (7)__________ size
We’re related to you? (8)______________ you’re so prehistoric
We don’t look like you do, ‘cause you’re so prehistoric
Neanderthals
Would come along
A (9)__________ species
Only one was strong
Sapiens, sapiens
Survived to write (10)________ song
Found deep
In the ground
Anthropologists dig all (11)____________
You have the answer now?
When the C-14 data is analysed
Prehistoric, I’ve got to wonder
With a face that we barely recognise
We’re descended from you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
We don’t (12)__________ like you do
Cause you’re so (13)______________________ (X2)
Over ages of time they’re fossilised
Prehistoric, I´ve got to wonder
With a brain that’s a third of the (14)__________ size
We’re related to you?
Cause you’re so prehistoric
It’s the Paleolithic way of life
Prehistoric gatherer-hunter
Through the blistering Ice Age we survived
And we owe it to you
Though you’re so prehistoric
Excavate you now
With the (15)______________ now
I (16)__________ I’m ready now
Excavate you now
With the shovels now
I think I’m ready now
Answers:
(1) theory(2) Australopithecus(3) around(4) related(5) ages(6) brain(7) human(8) Because(9) rival(10) this(11) around(12) think(13) prehistoric(14) human(15) shovels(16) think