by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks (1)__________ (2)________________ to (3)____________ to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all gonna die screaming
All we (4)________ to do is eat (5)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (6)________ eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we (7)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat (8)________ brains
I don't (9)________ to nitpick, Tom
But is (10)________ really your plan?
To spend your (11)__________ life (12)____________ (13)____________ a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of (14)________ and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on (15)____________ you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's (16)__________ eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an (17)______________ here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat (18)________ brains
I'd like to help you Tom
In any way I can
I sure (19)____________________ the way you're (20)______________ with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common (21)____________ somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who were (22)______________ on the doors
I guess we'll (23)__________ this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive (24)__________________ well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your (25)________ open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (26)________ eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

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