by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob (1)________ the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have (2)________ OK for me
Except that I'm a (3)____________ now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to (4)____________ to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all (5)__________ die screaming
All we want to do is eat (6)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this really your plan?
To spend (7)________ (8)__________ life locked (9)____________ a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll (10)________ to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we (11)________ to do is eat (12)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come (13)____________ and eat your brains
I'd like to help you Tom
In any way I can
I sure (14)____________________ the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am
I (15)__________ I am

I've got another (16)______________ Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to (17)____________ (18)____________ somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you (19)________ constructive (20)__________________ well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all (21)________ as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (22)________ eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an (23)______________ here
Maybe we (24)____________ compromise
If you (25)________ up the doors
We'll all (26)________ inside and eat (27)________ brains

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