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Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys

Despair to the point (1)__________ they provoke
The (2)__________________ before (3)________ (4)________ told the joke
The sheer (5)______________________ to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair up to the point where (6)________ provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have (7)________ the joke
But sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top 100 list
And it's the thousandth time that it's (8)________ bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you
But you were (9)______________ for it

She saw it and she (10)______________ it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of (11)____________ it, whatever (12)________ means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you (13)____________ that (14)________ do it for a joke?
D'you reckon (15)________ they make them take an oath
That (16)__________ We are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

When did (17)________ (18)________ replace the twist and turn?
Like the fist replace the kiss-on concern
And if you're bothered
I don't want your prayers
Save it for the (19)______________ after

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised (20)________ you get bent over
They told ya
But you (21)________ gagging for it

Let's have a (22)________ on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can i have it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
Let's have a game on the (23)__________ Picker
Not (24)__________ (25)____________ can i have it quicker?
Already thick, can you get in thicker
'Cos you meant that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's (26)____________ like you
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