Because I Got High by Afroman
It's like I don't (1)________ about (2)______________ man
Roll (3)______________ blunt
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My (4)________ is still messed up and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' (5)______________ and I (6)____________ passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was (7)__________ go to work, but then I got high
I (8)________ got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support
But then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the (9)________ but I was high
(I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, (10)__________ I got high
I wasn't gonna (11)____________ on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I (12)________ why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you, but (13)________ I got high
I'm serious
I was gonna eat your (14)__________ to, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
(Turn (15)________ (16)________ off) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, because I got high
I (17)____________ up my entire life, (18)______________ I got high
I lost my kids and wife, because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, (19)______________ I got high
I'm (20)__________ stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this (21)__________ thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
(Are you really (22)________ man?) (he really is high man!)
...
Get (23)__________ with it...
Oh (24)__________ it back...
(Say what, say what oh) Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
Well my name is (25)______________ and I'm from east palmdale
All the 'Dale weed I be smoking, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler (26)__________ what I say' (Oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker
Afro mother fucker m-a-n, m-a-n...
A-e-i-o-u, a-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
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Roll (3)______________ blunt
...
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My (4)________ is still messed up and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda' (5)______________ and I (6)____________ passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was (7)__________ go to work, but then I got high
I (8)________ got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support
But then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the (9)________ but I was high
(I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, (10)__________ I got high
I wasn't gonna (11)____________ on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I (12)________ why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you, but (13)________ I got high
I'm serious
I was gonna eat your (14)__________ to, but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
(Turn (15)________ (16)________ off) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, because I got high
I (17)____________ up my entire life, (18)______________ I got high
I lost my kids and wife, because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high, (19)______________ I got high
I'm (20)__________ stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this (21)__________ thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
(Why man) 'cuz I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
(Are you really (22)________ man?) (he really is high man!)
...
Get (23)__________ with it...
Oh (24)__________ it back...
(Say what, say what oh) Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high
Well my name is (25)______________ and I'm from east palmdale
All the 'Dale weed I be smoking, is mama's hell
I dont belive in Hitler (26)__________ what I say' (Oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker
Afro mother fucker m-a-n, m-a-n...
A-e-i-o-u, a-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
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