My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m (1)________ disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (2)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (3)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is (4)__________ (5)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (6)______________________ issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (7)__________ a mouse
To (8)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then (9)__________ you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry (10)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it (11)__________ be worth (12)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, (13)__________ you (14)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put (15)________ date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (16)________ dongle?
Well I don’t (17)________ much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she (18)________ a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (19)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can (20)________ you with?
Well, (21)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s (22)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s (23)______________ got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything (24)________ he might (25)________ like?
Well we’re (26)__________ a special on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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