My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you (1)________ week
And (2)________ very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is there (3)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well (4)__________ be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then (5)__________ you’ve done that,
You (6)__________ wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve (7)______________ tried (8)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was (9)________ up windows.
Well, it might be (10)__________ waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the (11)____________ blackberry (12)____________ in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that (13)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (14)______________ out two new (15)____________ since then!
What’s the problem (16)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my (17)____________ in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (18)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can (19)________ you with?
Well, (20)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (21)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, (22)________ you got (23)________________ else he might just like?
Well we’re (24)__________ a special on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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