My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And (1)________ very disappointed
Oh yeah? (2)______________ the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (3)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (4)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (5)__________ about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (6)______________________ issue.
Where´d you (7)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then (8)__________ you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried (9)________ a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it (10)__________ be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve (11)________ got a (12)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (13)______________ out two new (14)____________ since then!
What’s the (15)______________ with it?
Well, I’m (16)____________ to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (17)________ dongle?
Well I don’t know much about (18)__________ things
But my wife´s seen a few (19)______________ in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try (20)______________ it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, (21)________ you got anything else he (22)__________ just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make head or (23)________ of them.
But the (24)________ seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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