My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ something from you last week
And (2)________ very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (3)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (4)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (5)______________________ issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (6)__________ a mouse
To drag the (7)____________________ to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (8)__________ (9)__________ launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (10)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the (11)____________ blackberry (12)____________ in then.
Well, (13)__________ you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can (14)________ you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples (15)__________ then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (16)________ dongle?
Well I don’t know much (17)__________ these things
But my (18)______________ seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a (19)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything (20)________ I can (21)________ you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got (22)________________ (23)________ he (24)__________ just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make (25)________ or tail of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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