My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll (1)________ you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (2)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve (3)________ that,
You (4)__________ wanna launch
The (5)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be (6)__________ waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest (7)____________________ (8)____________ in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can (9)________ you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve (10)________ got a (11)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new (12)____________ (13)__________ then!
What’s the (14)______________ with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about (15)__________ things
But my (16)______________ seen a few (17)______________ in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, (18)________ (19)____________ there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try (20)______________ it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s (21)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might (22)________ like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make (23)________ or (24)________ of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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