JCB Song by Nizlopi
Well, I'm (1)________________ in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's (2)__________ sitting beside me
And the (3)____________ (4)______________ my bum like berserk
While we're singing
Don't (5)____________ (6)________ (7)____________ if you want to go to work
My dad's totally had a (8)____________ hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and (9)____________ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are (10)______________ all impatient and angry, but we don't mind
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school, oh no
And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off (11)__________ speeding by the summer green grass
And we're like (12)____________ up here in our big (13)____________ digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform (14)________ a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the (15)________________ and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's BA Barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And we're (16)______________ up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So (17)________ I'm not in school
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
I'm sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so (18)________ I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
And I'm (19)______________ on the toolbox
And I'm so (20)________ I'm not in school, boss
So (21)________ I'm not in school
I said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's (22)__________ Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his... I'm
Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's (23)__________ Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's (2)__________ sitting beside me
And the (3)____________ (4)______________ my bum like berserk
While we're singing
Don't (5)____________ (6)________ (7)____________ if you want to go to work
My dad's totally had a (8)____________ hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and (9)____________ away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are (10)______________ all impatient and angry, but we don't mind
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school, oh no
And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off (11)__________ speeding by the summer green grass
And we're like (12)____________ up here in our big (13)____________ digger
Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger
And I wanna transform (14)________ a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the (15)________________ and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's BA Barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas
And we're (16)______________ up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So (17)________ I'm not in school
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
I'm sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so (18)________ I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school
Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round
And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
And I'm (19)______________ on the toolbox
And I'm so (20)________ I'm not in school, boss
So (21)________ I'm not in school
I said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's (22)__________ Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his... I'm
Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's (23)__________ Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
Answers:
(1) rumbling(2) giant(3) engine(4) rattles(5) forget(6) your(7) shovel(8) bloody(9) joking(10) getting(11) again(12) giants(13) yellow(14) into(15) teachers(16) holding(17) glad(18) glad(19) sitting(20) glad(21) glad(22) Bruce(23) Bruce