Celebrity by Brad Paisley

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Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent, well, no
These days you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't Wait to date a supermodel
Can't Wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
'Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've (1)________ insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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I get to cry to (2)______________ Walters
When things don't go my way
I'll get community service
No (3)____________ which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
(...)
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up
When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.
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I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely (4)________ a month
When they go down the drain
I'll (5)__________ it on fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a Celebrity
(...)
So let's hitch up the (6)____________ and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real (7)__________ bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
(...)
Yeah, (8)________ you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on T.V.
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I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I (9)________ it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity
(...)
Yeah! Celebrity...
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