Celebrity by Brad Paisley

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Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I (1)________ talent, well, no
These days you don't (2)____________ need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't Wait to (3)________ a supermodel
Can't Wait to sue my dad
Can't (4)________ to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
'Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You' can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on T.V.

I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've (5)________ insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the (6)__________________ (7)________ it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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I get to cry to Barbara Walters
When (8)____________ don't go my way
I'll get community service
No matter (9)__________ law I break
I'll make the (10)______________________ tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
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But the more they run my (11)________ down
The more my (12)__________ (13)________ up
When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No (14)____________ (15)________ you do
People think you're cool
Just (16)__________ (17)________ on T.V.
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I can (18)________ in and out of love
Have (19)__________________ that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a Celebrity
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So let's hitch up the wagons and (20)________ out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
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Yeah, when you're a Celebrity
It's (21)__________ reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just cause you're on T.V.
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I can (22)__________ (23)__________ fits
When my (24)__________ isn't just how I (25)________ it
They say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures (26)________ it goes with
Being a Celebrity
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Yeah! Celebrity...
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