Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I've seen those English (1)____________ too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine with me, with me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially when I (2)____________ said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I always tell the truth



Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I climbed to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, (3)____________ other guys



Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie about something dumb like that?

Why (4)__________ you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (5)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always (6)__________ the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie (7)__________ how much coal you have?

Why would you lie (8)__________ something dumb like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, then it's (9)______________ the wall

Why would you (10)________ my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

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