Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who (1)__________ a fuck (2)__________ an Oxford comma?

I've seen (3)__________ English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To (4)__________ the word

It's fine (5)________ me, with me



Why would you speak to me (6)________ way

Especially when I always said that I

Haven't got the (7)__________ for you

All your diction (8)________________ with disdain

Through the pain

I always tell the truth



Who (9)__________ a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I (10)______________ to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the (11)______________ lama

His (12)____________ sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys



Why would you lie about how (13)________ coal you have?

Why would you lie about (14)__________________ dumb (15)________ that?

Why would you lie (16)__________ anything at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie (17)__________ how much (18)________ you have?

Why (19)__________ you lie (20)__________ (21)__________________ (22)________ like that?

Why would you lie about (23)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why would you (24)________ my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the (25)____________ Nations

Lil' Jon, he (26)____________ tells the truth

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