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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck (1)__________ an Oxford comma?

I've (2)________ (3)__________ (4)______________ (5)____________ too

They're cruel

So if there's any (6)__________ way

To spell the word

It's fine (7)________ me, (8)________ me



Why (9)__________ you speak to me (10)________ way

Especially (11)________ I always said that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I (12)____________ tell the truth



Who (13)__________ a (14)________ about an Oxford comma?

I (15)______________ to (16)____________________ too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your boyfriend, (17)____________ other guys



Why (18)__________ you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie (19)__________ something dumb (20)________ that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (21)________ it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he (22)____________ (23)__________ the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why would you lie about something (24)________ like that?

Why would you lie about anything at all?

First the window, (25)________ it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show (26)________ paintings

At the (27)____________ Nations

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth
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