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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a (1)________ about an Oxford comma?

I've (2)________ those (3)______________ (4)____________ too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To (5)__________ the word

It's fine (6)________ me, with me



Why would you speak to me (7)________ way

Especially when I always (8)________ that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction dripping with disdain

Through the pain

I always (9)________ the truth



Who gives a (10)________ about an Oxford comma?

I (11)______________ to Dharamsala too

I did

I met the highest lama

His accent sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (12)________ boyfriend, (13)____________ (14)__________ guys



Why would you lie about how much coal you have?

Why (15)__________ you lie about something dumb like that?

Why would you lie (16)__________ anything at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he (17)____________ (18)__________ the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on (19)________ lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (20)________ butler, unlike other guys

Why would you lie about how (21)________ (22)________ you have?

Why would you lie (23)__________ something (24)________ like that?

Why would you lie about (25)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show (26)________ paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he (27)____________ tells the (28)__________
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