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Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

Who gives a fuck about an (1)____________ comma?

I've (2)________ (3)__________ English dramas too

They're cruel

So if there's any other way

To spell the word

It's fine with me, (4)________ me



Why would you speak to me that way

Especially when I always (5)________ that I

Haven't got the words for you

All your diction (6)________________ with disdain

Through the pain

I always (7)________ the truth



Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

I (8)______________ to (9)____________________ too

I did

I met the (10)______________ lama

His (11)____________ sounded fine

To me, to me



Check your handbook

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on your lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know (12)________ boyfriend, (13)____________ (14)__________ guys



Why would you lie (15)__________ how much (16)________ you have?

Why would you lie (17)__________ (18)__________________ dumb like that?

Why (19)__________ you lie about (20)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's to the wall

Lil' Jon, he (21)____________ tells the truth



Check your passport

It's no trick

Take the chapstick

Put it on (22)________ lips

Crack a smile

Adjust my tie

Know your butler, unlike other guys

Why (23)__________ you lie about how (24)________ coal you have?

Why (25)__________ you lie (26)__________ something dumb (27)________ that?

Why would you lie about (28)________________ at all?

First the window, then it's through the wall

Why would you tape my conversations?

Show your paintings

At the United Nations

Lil' Jon, he always (29)__________ the truth
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