Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the city streets
And a man (2)__________ up to me
And (3)__________ me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (4)____________ me
I threw it on the ground
You (5)________ think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that (6)______________ in another man's face
I go to my (7)________________ hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I (8)________ it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her (9)________ phone, (10)________ it's my dad
Man, (11)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (12)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (13)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (14)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I (15)__________ the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (16)________ things to (17)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (18)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (19)__________ (20)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two (21)______________ got up
Turned out (22)________ had a taser
And (23)________ (24)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole (25)________ and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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