Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the (2)________ streets
And a man (3)__________ up to me
And (4)__________ me the (5)____________ (6)____________ drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not (7)__________ let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You (8)________ think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in (9)______________ man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A (10)______________ case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (11)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She (12)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, (13)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (14)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me (15)________ at a (16)________________ party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (17)________________ to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the (18)________ word, jackass!
So many (19)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood (20)______________ try to give me (21)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody (22)__________ your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they (23)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The (24)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my (25)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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