Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the (2)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest (3)____________ drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (4)____________ me
I threw it on the ground
You must (5)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't (6)__________ be (7)________ of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in (8)______________ man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (9)________ here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and (10)__________ it on the ground!

I don't (11)________ your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She (12)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a (13)________ phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me (14)________ at a birthday party
What you (15)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the (16)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (17)________ things to (18)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (19)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (20)__________ the system

Man!

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