Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I (2)__________ it on the ground
You must (3)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that (4)______________ in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the (5)________ said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (6)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (7)________ (8)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (9)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, (10)________ it's my dad
Man, (11)________ ain't my dad!
This is a (12)________ phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you (13)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a (14)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser (15)__________ me cake at a birthday party
What you (16)________ me to do (17)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (18)________ things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me (19)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two (20)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I (21)________ to the ground
The (22)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my (23)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My (24)________________ was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (25)__________ the system

Man!

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