Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And (1)__________ me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not (2)__________ let you poison me
I (3)__________ it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in (4)______________ man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come (5)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (6)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and (7)__________ it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (8)____________ (9)________ my so called girlfriend
She hands me her (10)________ phone, (11)________ it's my dad
Man, (12)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (13)__________ it on the ground!
What, you (14)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a (15)________________ party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (16)________ things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (17)__________________ phonies try to (18)________ me (19)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they (20)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my (21)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The (22)__________ of the (23)__________ is
You can't (24)__________ the system

Man!

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