Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I (2)__________ it on the ground
You (3)________ think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! (4)________ that garbage in another man's face
I go to my (5)________________ hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come (6)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I (7)________ like? A (8)______________ case?"
I took it and (9)__________ it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (10)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She (11)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you (12)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (13)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (14)________________ to the ground!
I (15)__________ the (16)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (17)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (18)________ me (19)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (20)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out (21)________ had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole (22)________ and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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