Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (1)____________ me
I threw it on the ground
You must (2)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't (3)__________ be part of the system
Man! (4)________ (5)________ garbage in (6)______________ man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come (7)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I (8)________ like? A (9)______________ case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (10)________ your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market (11)________ my so (12)____________ girlfriend
She (13)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a (14)________________ party
What you want me to do (15)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the (16)________ word, jackass!
So many (17)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (18)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood (19)______________ try to give me (20)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I (21)________ to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the (22)__________ is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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