Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the (1)____________ energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not (2)__________ let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must (3)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't (4)__________ be (5)________ of the system
Man! Pump that (6)______________ in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the (7)________ said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A (8)______________ case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (9)________ your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She (10)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, (11)________ ain't my dad!
This is a (12)________ phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (13)__________ hands me (14)________ at a (15)________________ party
What you want me to do (16)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the (17)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (18)________ things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (19)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two (20)__________________ (21)______________ try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out (22)________ had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The (23)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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