Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' (1)______________ the (2)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the (3)____________ energy drink
"Run faster, (4)________ higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! (5)________ that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (6)________ here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (7)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need (8)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (9)____________ (10)________ my so called girlfriend
She (11)__________ me her cell phone, (12)________ it's my dad
Man, (13)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you (14)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser (15)__________ me cake at a (16)________________ party
What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy (17)________________ to the ground!
I (18)__________ the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (19)________ (20)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (21)__________________ (22)______________ try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (23)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The (24)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my (25)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the (26)__________ is
You can't (27)__________ the system

Man!

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