Print

Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (1)________ the next day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a (3)__________ row pardon two (4)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (5)________ weddin' day
It's a free (6)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (7)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It (8)________ was (9)____________ to fly
He packed his (10)________________ and (11)____________ his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn (12)________ to (13)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (14)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (15)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (16)______________ paid
It's the (17)________ advice that you (18)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything (19)__________ up in your face
A traffic jam (20)________ you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (21)________________ spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's (22)________ rain on your weddin' day
It's a (23)________ ride (24)________ you've (25)______________ paid
It's the good (26)____________ that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of (27)______________ you out
Helping you out

Answers:
(1) died(2) your(3) death(4) minutes(5) your(6) ride(7) just(8) Safe(9) afraid(10) suitcase(11) kissed(12) life(13) take(14) this(15) your(16) already(17) good(18) just(19) blows(20) when(21) thousand(22) like(23) free(24) when(25) already(26) advice(27) helping