Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like (3)________ on your weddin' day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you (6)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (7)________ It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his (8)________________ and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to (9)________ (10)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's (11)________ (12)________ on (13)________ weddin' day
It's a (14)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good (15)____________ that you (16)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well life has a (17)__________ way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a (18)__________ way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in (19)________ face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on (20)________ cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's (21)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A (22)____________ too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like (23)________ on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (24)______________ paid
It's the (25)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of (26)______________ you out
Helping you out

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