Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like (1)________ on (2)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (3)______________ paid
It's the (4)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (5)________ It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (6)________ goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the (7)__________ (8)______________ down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's (9)________ (10)________ on (11)________ weddin' day
It's a (12)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (13)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (14)________ has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (15)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's (16)________ wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking (17)________ on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's (18)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A (19)____________ too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a free (20)________ when you've already paid
It's the (21)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a (22)__________ way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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