Ironic by Alanis Morrisete
(Hey yeah yeah...)
An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (4)__________ row pardon two (5)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (6)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (7)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (8)________ goodbye
He (9)____________ his whole (10)________ life to take (11)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (12)________ weddin' day
It's a (13)________ (14)________ (15)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (16)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (17)________ has a (18)__________ way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (19)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A (20)______________ jam (21)________ you're already late
A no smoking (22)________ on your (23)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I (24)____________ do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a (25)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (26)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And (27)________ life has a (28)__________ way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a (3)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (4)__________ row pardon two (5)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (6)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've (7)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (8)________ goodbye
He (9)____________ his whole (10)________ life to take (11)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't this nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (12)________ weddin' day
It's a (13)________ (14)________ (15)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (16)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (17)________ has a (18)__________ way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you (19)__________ everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And life has a funny way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
A (20)______________ jam (21)________ you're already late
A no smoking (22)________ on your (23)__________________ break
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I (24)____________ do think
It's like rain on your weddin' day
It's a (25)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (26)________ didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And (27)________ life has a (28)__________ way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out
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