Ironic by Alanis Morrisete

(Hey yeah yeah...)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the (2)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (3)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like rain on (4)________ weddin' day
It's a free ride (5)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (6)________ you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. (7)________ It (8)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (9)____________ his kids goodbye
He waited his (10)__________ damn (11)________ to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
Well, isn't (12)________ nice...
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
It's like (13)________ on your weddin' day
It's a (14)________ ride (15)________ you've (16)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Well (17)________ has a funny way
Of sneakin' up on you
When you think everything's okay
And everything's goin' right, right...
And (18)________ has a (19)__________ way
Nobody helpin' you out
When you (20)__________ everything's gone wrong
And everything (21)__________ up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on (22)________ cigarette break
It's like ten (23)________________ spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meetin' his (24)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
And yeah, I really do think
It's like (25)________ on your weddin' day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (26)________ advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures...
And your life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way
Of helping you out
Helping you out

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