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Maths Song by One Direction

You're insecure, so half of four,
Your old brains are not (1)________ they were before,
Add two threes, it's fine for us,
'cause we're young and we can still (2)________________ stuff

Everyone else can multiply by 60,
Everyone else can add two

Now take off one hundred and add on 24,
Then divide by two and add on (3)__________ more
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible

If (4)________ you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum by three,
And then (5)________ add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, (6)________ (7)__________ (8)____________ are (9)________________
Answers:
(1) what(2) remember(3) seven(4) only(5) just(6) your(7) maths(8) skills(9) terrible