Maths Song by One Direction
You're insecure, so (1)________ of four,
Your old brains are not what (2)________ (3)________ before,
Add two threes, it's (4)________ for us,
'cause we're (5)__________ and we can (6)__________ (7)________________ stuff
Everyone else can multiply by 60,
Everyone (8)________ can add two
Now take off one (9)______________ and add on 24,
Then (10)____________ by two and add on (11)__________ more
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to (12)____________ the sum by three,
And then (13)________ add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, your (14)__________ (15)____________ are (16)________________
Your old brains are not what (2)________ (3)________ before,
Add two threes, it's (4)________ for us,
'cause we're (5)__________ and we can (6)__________ (7)________________ stuff
Everyone else can multiply by 60,
Everyone (8)________ can add two
Now take off one (9)______________ and add on 24,
Then (10)____________ by two and add on (11)__________ more
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, your maths skills are terrible
If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to (12)____________ the sum by three,
And then (13)________ add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, your (14)__________ (15)____________ are (16)________________
Answers:
(1) half(2) they(3) were(4) fine(5) young(6) still(7) remember(8) else(9) hundred(10) divide(11) seven(12) divide(13) just(14) maths(15) skills(16) terrible