The Parent Rap by Bluefish TV

Don't make me count to 1-2-3
Yeah, it's the parent rap, y'all
We may (1)__________ most of our time (2)______________ toddlers (3)________ but
We still know how to (4)________ the hizzle
I don't even know what you (5)________ said

We (6)________ to be cool!
Back in the day, (7)________ on the block
Watching PG-13 movies, (8)______________ up way (9)__________ dark
Then we had a couple shorties
And now we're really flossy
Cause now we be rollin' with our own (10)____________ possie
In the mini van
Or in our little wagon
Let me throw it to the moms
Cause the little one is saggin'

I used to bling it up, I used to dress real shrewd
Now I accessorize with food that's already been chewed
And that's all right
I make this diaper bag look good
When I'm (11)______________ through the mall tryin' to wrangle my brood
My PB&Js (12)________ set your world on fire
I could make you mac-n-cheese blindfolded on a wire
I'm wiping the do-do
Kissin' the booboos
Got them eyes in the (13)________ of my head, I see all you do.
Using your full name so you know I ain't playin'
And that's why all my kiddo's, (14)________ keep sayin'

Mom mom, she's the bomb, rocking all (15)__________ till the break of dawn
Cooking them (16)________ so I'll grow up strong
Got my second seat belt if we crash head on
Dad dad, he's the man, working real hard to support the clan
Traded in his porsche for an old sedan
Raisin' those brows if we get outta hand

When it come to Candyland, I'm a stone cold player
Helping out with the homework, I'm an (17)______________ slayer
Wrestle carseats (18)________ place without spillin' my mug
If I tuck you in at night, you'll be as snug as a bug
Then I'm off in the morning, to make (19)________ cheese
You may not know this yet, but it doesn't (20)________ on trees
Now mama take it please, what, uh, take it

I'm droppin' "time out"s like they're hot
Potty training all my tots
Washin' all the pans and pots
Tyin' little shoes in knots
Giving knowlege to your brain
Like "if your friend jumped off a train you don't have to do the same"
Now get your (21)________ out of the rain!
I'm cleanin' every spill
Cuttin' coupons like a vil
If you need parental (22)__________ now you know
We are for real!
You don't think our rhyms are ill boy?
Then your grounded for a mil!

Mom, mom, she's legit
Making us chill (23)________ we pitch a fit
Telling us to share and never to hit
If you can't say somethin' nice put a sock in it
Dad dad, he's the guy,
never gets tired of playing "I spy"
The constant barage of (24)________ asking "why"
And he always pretends he needs another tie

You know money doesn't grow on trees
Why buy the cow if the milk is free
This won't hurt you as (25)________ as it hurts me
If you want dessert eat another veggie
Close that door
You weren't born in a stable
Sit up straight
And kiss your (26)________ mable
Close your mouth when you chew
Get your (27)____________ off the table
Mom and dad of the year, check it, that's the label

It's the parent rap y'all
And it's apparent
We're great parents
Mom and daddy in the house
Mom and daddy own the house
Mom and daddy need to (28)__________ the house...

Keep (29)________ hands to yourself, boy
Don't make me stop this beat, I'll do it! I'll pull this beat right over.

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