Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like (2)________ on your (3)______________ day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It (6)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn (7)________ to (8)________ (9)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's (10)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (11)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (12)________ has a (13)__________ way of sneaking up on you
(14)________ you (15)__________ everything's (16)________ and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (17)__________ up
In (18)________ face

A (19)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you (20)________ is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (21)________ meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like (22)________ on (23)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (24)________ advice that you (25)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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