Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (2)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like (3)________ on your wedding day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've (5)______________ paid
It's the (6)________ (7)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It (8)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his (9)__________ damn life to take (10)________ flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like (11)________ on (12)________ wedding day
It's a free ride (13)________ you've already paid
It's the good (14)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
(15)________ you think everything's okay and everything's (16)__________ right
And life has a funny way of (17)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A (18)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you (19)________ is a knife
It's (20)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's (21)________ (22)________ on your wedding day
It's a free (23)________ when you've already paid
It's the (24)________ (25)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And (26)________ has a (27)__________ way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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