Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a (1)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (2)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on (3)________ wedding day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It (5)________ was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (6)____________ his (7)________ good-bye
He (8)____________ his whole (9)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane (10)______________ down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (11)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
(12)________ you think everything's (13)________ and everything's (14)__________ right
And life has a funny way of (15)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're (16)______________ late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 (17)____________ when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A (18)____________ too ironic, and yeah I (19)____________ do think

It's like (20)________ on (21)________ wedding day
It's a free ride (22)________ you've (23)______________ paid
It's the good (24)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of (25)________________ up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
(26)______________ you out.

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