Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like (2)________ on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (3)________ advice (4)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his (5)________________ and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his (6)__________ damn (7)________ to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (8)________ (9)________ when you've (10)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a (11)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And (12)________ has a funny way of helping you out when
You (13)__________ everything's (14)________ (15)__________ and everything blows up
In your face

A (16)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking (17)________ on your (18)__________________ break
It's like 10,000 spoons (19)________ all you (20)________ is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's (21)________ rain on your (22)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (23)________ you (24)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (25)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And (26)________ has a funny way of helping you out
(27)______________ you out.

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