Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (1)________ the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (2)__________ row pardon two (3)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (4)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his (5)________________ and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole (6)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane (7)______________ (8)________ he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (9)________ you've already paid
It's the good (10)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (11)________ has a (12)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you (13)__________ everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You (14)__________ everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam (15)________ you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's (16)________ 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (17)________ (18)______________ his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's (19)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free (20)________ when you've already paid
It's the good (21)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (22)________ has a (23)__________ way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of (24)______________ you out
(25)______________ you out.

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