Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the (2)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (3)____________ two (4)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's (5)________ rain on (6)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've (7)______________ paid
It's the good (8)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He (9)____________ his suitcase and kissed his (10)________ good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the (11)__________ crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on (12)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (13)________ advice (14)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, (15)________ has a (16)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (17)________ and everything's going right
And (18)________ has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam (19)________ you're already late
A no-smoking (20)________ on your (21)__________________ break
It's (22)________ 10,000 spoons (23)________ all you (24)________ is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free (25)________ when you've already paid
It's the (26)________ advice (27)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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