Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your (3)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've (4)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you (5)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He (6)____________ his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He (7)____________ his whole (8)________ life to take that flight
And as the plane (9)______________ (10)________ he thought
'Well isn't (11)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your (12)______________ day
It's a (13)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (14)________ (15)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of (16)________________ up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's (17)________ wrong and (18)____________________ (19)__________ up in your face

A (20)______________ jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (21)________________ spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (22)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (23)________ (24)____________ (25)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, (26)__________ way of helping you out
Helping you out

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