Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a (1)__________ fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two (2)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (3)________ (4)________ (5)________ you've already paid
It's the good (6)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was (7)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his (8)__________ damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (9)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (10)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (11)________ you've (12)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (13)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (14)________ and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of (15)______________ you out when
You think everything's (16)________ wrong and everything blows up in your face

A (17)______________ jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on (18)________ cigarette break
It's (19)________ ten (20)________________ (21)____________ when all you (22)________ is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his (23)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I (24)____________ do think...

It's like rain on (25)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good (26)____________ (27)________ you just didn't take
Who would've (28)______________ ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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