Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and (3)________ the next day
It's a black fly in (4)________ Chardonnay
It's a (5)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (6)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (7)________ (8)____________ (9)________ you just didn't take
Who would've (10)______________ ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was (11)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (12)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (13)________ advice that you (14)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (15)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you (16)__________ everything's okay and everything's (17)__________ right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's (18)________ wrong and (19)____________________ blows up in (20)________ face

A (21)______________ jam when you're (22)______________ late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (23)________ meeting his (24)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (25)________ (26)________ on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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