Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a (1)__________ fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like (3)________ on (4)________ (5)______________ day
It's a (6)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (7)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (8)____________ his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take (9)________ flight
And as the (10)__________ crashed (11)________ he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (12)________ rain on your (13)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well (14)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And (15)________ has a funny way of (16)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (17)__________ up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' (18)________ on your (19)__________________ break
It's (20)________ ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (21)________ meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A (22)____________ too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (23)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (24)________ you've already paid
It's the good (25)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've (26)______________ ... it figures

Life has a (27)__________ way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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