Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and (1)________ the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (2)____________ two (3)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (4)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (5)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice (6)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was (7)____________ to fly
He (8)____________ his suitcase and kissed his (9)________ good-bye
He (10)____________ his whole damn life to (11)________ that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (12)________ advice (13)________ you (14)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (15)________ and everything's going right
And (16)________ has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (17)__________ up in your face

A (18)______________ jam (19)________ you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (20)________________ spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (21)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (22)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of (23)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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