Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and (2)________ the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your (3)______________ day
It's a (4)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (5)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn (6)________ to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (7)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (8)__________ way of (9)________________ up on you
When you (10)__________ everything's (11)________ and everything's going right
And life has a (12)__________ way of (13)______________ you out when
You think everything's (14)________ wrong and everything blows up in (15)________ face

A (16)______________ jam when you're (17)______________ late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten (18)________________ spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (19)________ (20)______________ his (21)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I (22)____________ do think...

It's like rain on your (23)______________ day
It's a (24)________ (25)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've (26)______________ ... it figures

Life has a funny way of (27)________________ up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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