Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two (3)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (4)________ rain on your (5)______________ day
It's a (6)________ ride (7)________ you've (8)______________ paid
It's the good (9)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was (10)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (11)________ good-bye
He waited his (12)__________ damn life to (13)________ that flight
And as the plane (14)______________ (15)________ he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like (16)________ on (17)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (18)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (19)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's (20)________ and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything (21)__________ up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' (22)________ on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (23)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (24)________ you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (25)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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