Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (2)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (3)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've (4)______________ paid
It's the (5)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've (6)______________ ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (7)____________ his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (8)________ rain on (9)________ (10)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (11)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well (12)________ has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you (13)__________ everything's okay and everything's (14)__________ right
And life has a (15)__________ way of (16)______________ you out when
You think everything's (17)________ wrong and everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's (18)________ ten (19)________________ (20)____________ when all you (21)________ is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then (22)______________ his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (23)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (24)________ (25)________ (26)________ you've already paid
It's the (27)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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