Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the (1)______________ and died the (2)________ day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row (3)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (4)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (5)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the (6)________ (7)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He (8)____________ his suitcase and kissed his (9)________ good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the (10)__________ crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like (11)________ on (12)________ wedding day
It's a free (13)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (14)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a (15)__________ way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's (16)__________ right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's (17)________ wrong and (18)____________________ blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're (19)______________ late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's (20)________ ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (21)________ meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's (22)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride (23)________ you've already paid
It's the (24)________ (25)____________ (26)________ you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a (27)__________ way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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