Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the (1)________ day
It's a black fly in (2)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like (3)________ on (4)________ wedding day
It's a (5)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (6)________ didn't take
Who would've (7)______________ ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed (8)________ he thought
'Well isn't (9)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (10)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice (11)________ you (12)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you (13)__________ everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of (14)______________ you out when
You think everything's gone (15)__________ and everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' (16)________ on your cigarette break
It's like ten (17)________________ (18)____________ when all you need is a knife
It's (19)______________ the man of my dreams
And (20)________ (21)______________ his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I (22)____________ do think...

It's like (23)________ on your (24)______________ day
It's a free ride when you've (25)______________ paid
It's the good advice (26)________ you (27)________ didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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