I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've (1)________ a naughty boy, you let (2)________ face (3)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (4)__________________ sitting, (5)____________ little policemen in a row
See how (6)________ fly like (7)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a (8)______________ girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (9)________ you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker (10)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they (11)__________ like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina (12)________________ (13)________________ up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (14)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (15)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up (17)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (18)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the (19)______________________ (20)________ (21)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (22)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou (23)________ (24)__________ me. Villain, (25)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st (26)__________ me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (27)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness (28)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've (1)________ a naughty boy, you let (2)________ face (3)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (4)__________________ sitting, (5)____________ little policemen in a row
See how (6)________ fly like (7)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a (8)______________ girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (9)________ you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker (10)____________ at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they (11)__________ like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina (12)________________ (13)________________ up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (14)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (15)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up (17)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (18)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the (19)______________________ (20)________ (21)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (22)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou (23)________ (24)__________ me. Villain, (25)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st (26)__________ me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (27)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness (28)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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