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I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how (1)________ run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let (3)________ (4)________ grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little (5)__________________ in a row
See how (6)________ fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let (7)________ knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (8)________ standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, (9)______________ smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how (10)________ snide
I'm crying

Semolina (11)________________ climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin (12)______________ Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (13)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (14)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (15)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, (16)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, (17)________ (18)________ slain me. Villain, (19)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (20)________ my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (21)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know thee (22)__________ a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy (23)________________ As (24)______________ would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. (25)________ you. [Gloucester sits.]
Answers:
(1) they(2) bloody(3) your(4) face(5) policemen(6) they(7) your(8) from(9) choking(10) they(11) pilchard(12) singing(13) stick(14) your(15) your(16) Scene(17) thou(18) hast(19) take(20) bury(21) untimely(22) well:(23) mistress(24) badness(25) Rest