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I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how (1)________ run like (2)________ from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, (3)______________ for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (4)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've (5)________ a naughty boy, you let your face (6)________ long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty (7)____________ policemen in a row
See how they fly like (8)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow (9)____________ custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (10)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a (11)______________ girl, you let (12)________ knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you (13)__________ the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they (14)__________ (15)________ pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (17)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, (18)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the (19)______________ which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (20)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I (21)________ thee well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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