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I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like (1)________ (2)________ a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face (3)________ long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little (4)__________________ in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how (5)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter (6)______________ dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (7)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've (8)________ a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an (9)______________ garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (10)________ standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, (11)______________ smokers
Don't you think the (12)__________ laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how (13)________ (14)__________ like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the (15)____________ Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen (16)________ kicking Edgar (17)__________ Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (18)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (19)__________ it up (20)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (21)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (22)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, (23)__________ it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, (24)________ my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the (25)______________ party. O, (26)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know thee well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As (27)______________ (28)__________ desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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