I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how (1)________ run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've (3)________ a naughty boy, you let your (4)________ (5)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (6)__________________ sitting, pretty little (7)__________________ in a row
See how (8)________ fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (9)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your (10)________________ down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (11)________ you get a tan from (12)________________ in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina (14)________________ climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (15)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (18)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King (19)________ Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever (20)________ wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the (21)______________ which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (22)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (23)________ well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As (24)______________ (25)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how (1)________ run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've (3)________ a naughty boy, you let your (4)________ (5)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (6)__________________ sitting, pretty little (7)__________________ in a row
See how (8)________ fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (9)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your (10)________________ down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (11)________ you get a tan from (12)________________ in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like (13)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina (14)________________ climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing (15)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (18)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King (19)________ Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever (20)________ wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the (21)______________ which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (22)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know (23)________ well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As (24)______________ (25)__________ desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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