I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (1)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a (2)______________ boy, you let (3)________ face grow long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how (4)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter custard dripping from a (5)________ dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've (6)________ a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from (7)________________ in the (8)______________ rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile like (9)________ in a sty, see how (10)________ snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the (11)____________ Tower
Elementary (12)______________ singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (13)__________ it up (14)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (15)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, (17)________ hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (18)________ my body
And give the letters which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know (19)________ well: a (20)______________________ villain, As (21)______________ to the vices of thy mistress As badness (22)__________ desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]

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