I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let (1)________ (2)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (3)__________________ sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow (4)____________ (5)______________ (6)________________ from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a (7)______________ girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (8)________ standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how (9)________ smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard (10)________________ up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary (11)______________ singing (12)________ Krishna
Man, you should've (13)________ them kicking (14)__________ (15)__________ Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (18)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (19)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (20)__________ it up your joompah…
[Here's the (21)______________________ (22)________ occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If (23)________ thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the (24)______________ which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (25)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy (26)________________ As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let (1)________ (2)________ grow long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, (3)__________________ sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow (4)____________ (5)______________ (6)________________ from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a (7)______________ girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan (8)________ standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how (9)________ smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard (10)________________ up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary (11)______________ singing (12)________ Krishna
Man, you should've (13)________ them kicking (14)__________ (15)__________ Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (18)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (19)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (20)__________ it up your joompah…
[Here's the (21)______________________ (22)________ occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If (23)________ thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the (24)______________ which you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (25)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the vices of thy (26)________________ As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]
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