I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how (1)________ fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (2)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a (3)______________ boy, you let your face (4)________ long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly (5)________ (6)________ in the Sky, see how (7)________ run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how (8)________ smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin (9)______________ Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them (10)______________ Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up (11)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (12)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (13)__________ it up (14)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare (15)________ (16)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King Lear Act Four, Scene 6, (17)__________ 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
And give the letters which you find'st (18)__________ me
To Edmund, (19)________ of Gloucester. (20)________ him out
Upon the English party. O, untimely death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know (21)________ well: a (22)______________________ villain, As duteous to the (23)__________ of thy mistress As (24)______________ would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]

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