I Am The Walrus by The Beatles
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like (1)________ from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've (2)________ a (3)______________ boy, you let your face (4)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like (5)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (6)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've (7)________ a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (8)________ you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile (9)________ (10)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary (11)______________ (12)______________ (13)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them (14)______________ Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (15)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that (18)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (19)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If (20)________ thou wilt thrive, (21)________ my body
And give the letters (22)__________ you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the (23)______________ party. O, (24)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (25)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. (26)________ you. [Gloucester sits.]
See how they run like (1)________ from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've (2)________ a (3)______________ boy, you let your face (4)________ long
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like (5)________ in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, (6)________________________ priestess
Boy, you've (7)________ a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't (8)________ you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the Joker laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile (9)________ (10)________ in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary (11)______________ (12)______________ (13)________ Krishna
Man, you should've seen them (14)______________ Edgar Allan Poe
I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, (15)__________ it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, (16)__________ it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (17)________ joompah…
[Here's the Shakespeare that (18)____________ at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'
King Lear Act Four, (19)__________ 6, lines 249-259:]
Oswald: Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If (20)________ thou wilt thrive, (21)________ my body
And give the letters (22)__________ you find'st about me
To Edmund, Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the (23)______________ party. O, (24)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]
Edgar: I know thee well: a (25)______________________ villain, As duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire.
Gloucester: What, is he dead?
Edgar: Sit you down, father. (26)________ you. [Gloucester sits.]
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