I Am The Walrus by The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how (1)________ fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, (2)______________ for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid (3)____________ Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face (4)________ long

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Mister city, policeman sitting, (5)____________ little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing
I'm crying
I'm cry---ing

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let (6)________ knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob

Sitting in an (7)______________ garden, waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from (8)________________ in the (9)______________ rain

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the (10)__________ laughs at you?
Ho-ho-ho-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha
See how they smile (11)________ pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen (12)________ kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Goo-goo-ga-joob-goo-goo-goo-ga-joob
Juba, juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba
Juba, juba, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, (13)__________ it up (14)________ joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (15)________ joompah
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Everyone's got one
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your joompah
Oompah, oompah, stick it up (16)________ joompah…

[Here's the Shakespeare that occurs at the end of 'I Am The Walrus.'

King (17)________ Act Four, Scene 6, lines 249-259:]

Oswald: Slave, thou (18)________ slain me. Villain, take my purse.
If ever thou wilt thrive, (19)________ my body
And (20)________ the letters (21)__________ you find'st about me
To Edmund, (22)________ of Gloucester. Seek him out
Upon the English party. O, (23)________________ death!
Death! [He dies]

Edgar: I know thee well: a serviceable villain, As duteous to the (24)__________ of thy mistress As badness would desire.

Gloucester: What, is he dead?

Edgar: Sit you down, father. Rest you. [Gloucester sits.]

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