I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did (1)________ fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your (2)________ and (3)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (4)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What (5)________ a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell when a (6)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep with (7)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When (8)________ my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (9)__________________ if you were still here

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