I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did (1)________ fit two (2)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (3)__________ Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've (4)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a (5)____________ of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (6)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to (7)____________ off
How can you tell when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you (8)__________ (9)________ your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were (10)__________ here

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