I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best (2)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who (3)________ the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (4)__________________ if you were still here
How (5)________ (6)________ have been (7)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (8)______________ smoke?
How do you (9)__________ on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (10)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (11)____________ found
If I (12)________ for answers the others (13)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (14)________ four-minute mile?
Who (15)________ a bad-tempered (16)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth (17)________ to hear?
I'd ask the (18)__________________ if you (19)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (20)____________ found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've (21)________ my bounce (22)______________ you to bounce off
How can you (23)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with (24)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When (25)________ my (26)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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