I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best (2)____________ to (3)__________ Hampden Park?
Who (4)________ the razor (5)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have (6)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (7)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on your (8)________ and (9)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (10)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce (11)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the (12)________ four-minute mile?
Who (13)________ a bad-tempered (14)__________ revile?
What does a (15)____________ of (16)__________ (17)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (18)____________ found
If I (19)________ for answers the (20)____________ just scoff
I've (21)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When (22)________ my (23)________ o'clock (24)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (25)________ still here

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