I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did (1)________ fit two (2)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best (3)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the (4)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (5)__________________ if you (6)________ still here
How many (7)________ have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you (8)__________ on (9)________ (10)________ and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (11)________ (12)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (13)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce (14)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the (15)________ four-minute mile?
Who (16)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What (17)________ a seeker of (18)__________ (19)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my (20)____________ without you to bounce off
How can you tell (21)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When (22)________ my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (23)__________________ if you were still (24)________

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