I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who (2)________ the (3)__________ (4)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you (5)________ still here
How many (6)________ have been (7)____________ in Stoke?
Which (8)__________ of (9)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on (10)________ (11)________ and (12)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (13)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (14)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce (15)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What (16)________ a seeker of truth (17)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (18)________ for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my (19)____________ without you to bounce off
How can you tell (20)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep (21)________ (22)________ (23)________________ unwaxed?
When will my (24)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (25)________ (26)__________ here

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