I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the (1)________ (2)____________ to (3)__________ (4)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor (5)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (6)__________________ if you were (7)__________ here
How many (8)________ (9)________ (10)________ (11)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (12)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the (13)__________________ if you were (14)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (15)________ for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my (16)____________ without you to (17)____________ off
Who ran the (18)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (19)__________ revile?
What (20)________ a seeker of truth (21)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (22)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce (23)______________ you to bounce off
How can you tell (24)________ a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (25)__________________ if you were still (26)________

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