I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (1)__________ (2)______________ Park?
Who sold the (3)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (4)__________________ if you were still here
How many (5)________ (6)________ (7)________ (8)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you (9)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (10)________ for answers the others (11)________ scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (12)________ four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of (13)__________ hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others (14)________ scoff
I've (15)________ my bounce (16)______________ you to bounce off
How can you tell (17)________ a (18)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep (19)________ (20)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When (21)________ my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were (22)__________ here

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