I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (2)__________ (3)______________ Park?
Who (4)________ the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How (5)________ cars (6)________ (7)________ (8)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (9)______________ smoke?
How do you (10)__________ on (11)________ (12)________ and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others (13)________ scoff
I've (14)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (15)________ four-minute mile?
Who (16)________ a bad-tempered (17)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth (18)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (19)______________ the (20)____________ (21)________ scoff
I've lost my (22)____________ (23)______________ you to bounce off
How can you (24)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you (25)__________ (26)________ your (27)________________ unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (28)__________________ if you were still here

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