I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace (1)______________ Park?
Who (2)________ the razor (3)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (4)__________________ if you were (5)__________ here
How (6)________ (7)________ have (8)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of (9)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the (10)__________________ if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (11)____________ found
If I look for (12)______________ the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce (13)______________ you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a (14)____________ of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (15)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (16)____________ just scoff
I've (17)________ my (18)____________ without you to bounce off
How can you (19)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with (20)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When will my (21)________ o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the (22)__________________ if you were still (23)________

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