I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (2)__________________ if you (3)________ still here
How (4)________ (5)________ have been (6)____________ in Stoke?
Which (7)__________ of (8)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were (9)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've (10)____________ found
If I look for (11)______________ the (12)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to (13)____________ off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (14)__________ revile?
What does a (15)____________ of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (16)____________ found
If I (17)________ for (18)______________ the others just scoff
I've (19)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep (20)________ your (21)________________ unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (22)________ still here

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