I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to (1)__________ Hampden Park?
Who (2)________ the (3)__________ that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (4)__________________ if you were (5)__________ here
How (6)________ (7)________ have (8)________ (9)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your (10)________ and drink beer?
I'd ask the (11)__________________ if you (12)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (13)____________ found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've (14)________ my (15)____________ without you to (16)____________ off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered (17)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you (18)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've (19)____________ found
If I (20)________ for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you (21)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still (22)________

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