I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace (2)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How (3)________ (4)________ have (5)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which (6)__________ of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you (7)__________ on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (8)______________ the others (9)________ scoff
I've lost my (10)____________ without you to (11)____________ off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (12)________ a bad-tempered (13)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of (14)__________ hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you (15)________ still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (16)________ for answers the others just scoff
I've (17)________ my bounce without you to (18)____________ off
How can you tell when a (19)__________ is relaxed?
How can you sleep (20)________ (21)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock (22)____________ appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you (23)________ (24)__________ here

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