I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two (1)________________ on the Ark?
Who's the (2)________ winger to grace (3)______________ Park?
Who sold the razor (4)________ cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the (5)__________________ if you (6)________ still here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (7)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on (8)________ (9)________ and (10)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've (11)____________ found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've (12)________ my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who (13)________ a bad-tempered (14)__________ revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the (15)__________________ if you were (16)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I (17)________ for answers the others (18)________ scoff
I've lost my (19)____________ without you to bounce off
How can you tell (20)________ a (21)__________ is relaxed?
How can you (22)__________ with your (23)________________ unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were (24)__________ (25)________

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