I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have been (1)____________ in Stoke?
Which brand of (2)____________________ do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the (3)________ four-minute mile?
Who (4)________ a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for (5)______________ the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you tell (6)________ a (7)__________ is relaxed?
How can you (8)__________ with your woodwork unwaxed?
When (9)________ my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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