I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best (1)____________ to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
How many cars have (2)________ stolen in Stoke?
Which brand of cigarettes do (3)______________ smoke?
How do you stand on (4)________ (5)________ and drink beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (6)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of truth (7)________ to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the others just scoff
I've lost my bounce (8)______________ you to bounce off
How can you tell when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you (9)__________ with (10)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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