I'd Ask The Questions by The Proclaimers

How did they fit two giraffes on the Ark?
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Who sold the razor that cut van Gogh's ear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (1)__________ here
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Which (2)__________ of cigarettes do beagles smoke?
How do you stand on your head and (3)__________ beer?
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (4)____________ just scoff
I've lost my (5)____________ without you to bounce off
Who ran the 21th four-minute mile?
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
I'd ask the questions if you were (6)__________ here
But you're not around
And I've lately found
If I look for answers the (7)____________ just scoff
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
How can you (8)________ when a sloth is relaxed?
How can you sleep with (9)________ woodwork unwaxed?
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions
I'd ask the questions if you were still here

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