Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by ALASKA THUNDER**** 5000

1) Fill in the gaps

Everybody
________to the show
The (1)__________ of ___________ are really quite simple
So if you (2)__________ ___________ from Grindr for _________
Listen ________

2) Put the lines in the correct order


Do you think I (3)________ like this so I can exist in your (4)____________ memory? (HA!)
The more you drink, the prettier we look
Take a (5)______________ and I'll last forever!
The use of flash photography is (6)________________ mandatory
Get your (7)____________ now people


3) (8)__________ are three (9)__________ lines that are not in the song- cross them out!

Is this your boyfriend, honey?
He is my boyfriend, honey
Not anymore!
Tipping is compulsory
If you don't know what compulsory means
I'll spell it out for you
I'll (10)________ it out to you
Tip. These. Men!
Pitch.This.Tent

4) Circle the correct option

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap/chip darling!
Be kind/mild to your entertainers
If you see a flaw/flew, squint
If you see a bulge/bridge, don't be mad!
Some/None of the most beautiful women in the (11)__________ have (12)________________ p******!
If you see/meet (13)__________________ you don't like
Something unseemly or offensive/effective
Something vile/mild or disgusting
We'll be happy to take your complaints/remains (14)__________ the show!
At the corner/partner of 'f**** you and go (15)__________ yourself avenue.com!'
I'll see/read you there!
Bring a sweater/better

5) Fill in the gaps
If you _______ you can do better, _________
I ___________you
Put on a wig and mash your __________ around to other people's ________ for 4 and a (16)________ _________
It's not as (17)____________________ as it looks!
Do you _______ a hairpiece?
Here, you can ________ mine!

6) Put the lines in the correct order

Respect, kindness, compassion!
And most of all, whenever possible
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)
Show generosity to (18)__________ monstrosities!
Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!)
Tell me I look gorgeous!
I (19)__________ its (20)________ pulling (21)__________ to get a little tiny compliment out of you people!
Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
Tell us we look gorgeous
Now let's review everybody!
Tell us we look gorgeous

7) There are (22)__________ extra lines that are not in the song- cross (23)________ out!

Your makeup is terrible
Your (24)________________ is terrible
If you're not wearing nails, you're not (25)__________ drag
Don't ever touch my hair
Don't never catch my hair
A****
I (26)________ your p******
Give me all your money
Absolutely
Come on nature!
Come out mature!
Come on natch!
Come on build-up!
OKCURRRRRRRR

8) Choose the correct option

Hieeeeeee!
Hieeeeeee!/Byeeeeeeee
Hieeeeeee!
Everybody, everywhere
Everybody, everywhere/everything, nowhere
Hieeeeeee!
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee
Hieeeeeeee!

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