by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob (1)________ the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have (2)________ OK for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I (3)__________ for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks (4)__________ hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all (5)__________ die screaming
All we (6)________ to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we (7)________ to do is eat your brains
We're at an (8)______________ here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't (9)________ to nitpick, Tom
But is this really your plan?
To (10)__________ your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And (11)________ you'll have to (12)________ the call
I'm not (13)__________________ to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (14)________ eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I'd (15)________ to help you Tom
In any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to (16)____________ ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues
Who were (17)______________ on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm (18)________ to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all (19)________ as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your (20)________ open
All we (21)________ to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we (22)________ to do is eat (23)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you (24)________ up the doors
We'll all (25)________ inside and eat your brains

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