by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
I really (1)________ you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you (2)__________ might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all gonna die screaming
All we (3)________ to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we (4)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come (5)____________ and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this really your plan?
To spend (6)________ whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But someday you'll be out of food and guns
And (7)________ you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't (8)______________ it through enough
You (9)__________ had the head for all that
Bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat (10)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat (11)________ eyes
All we (12)________ to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all (13)________ inside and eat your brains
I'd like to (14)________ you Tom
In any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a (15)______________ Tom
Well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I (16)________ we'll get to (17)____________ (18)____________ somehow
Meanwhile I'll report (19)________ to my colleagues
Who were (20)______________ on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time
I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash (21)________ (22)________ open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat (23)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you (24)________ up the doors
We'll all come (25)____________ and eat your brains

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