My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And (1)________ very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (2)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry about that.

Well, is (3)__________ (4)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well (5)__________ be an application issue.
Where´d you (6)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To (7)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The (8)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (9)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry (10)____________ in then.
Well, (11)__________ you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that (12)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can (13)________ you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (14)______________ out two new apples (15)__________ then!
What’s the problem (16)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about these things
But my (17)______________ seen a few dongles in her time
And she (18)________ a (19)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (20)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can (21)________ you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (22)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t (23)________ (24)________ or (25)________ of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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