My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (2)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (3)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (4)__________ about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (5)______________________ issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you (6)__________ try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then (7)__________ you’ve done that,
You (8)__________ (9)__________ launch
The blackberry (10)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (11)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be (12)__________ (13)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the (14)____________ blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything (15)________ I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a (16)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem (17)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (18)________ dongle?
Well I don’t (19)________ much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few (20)______________ in her time
And she (21)________ a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, (22)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s (23)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he (24)__________ just like?
Well we’re (25)__________ a special on these.
I can’t make head or tail of them.
But the kids (26)________ to (27)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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