My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you (1)________ week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (2)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (3)__________ that.

Well, is (4)__________ anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To (5)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (6)__________ wanna launch
The (7)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already (8)__________ that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be (9)__________ waiting a (10)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the (11)____________ blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you (12)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new (13)____________ since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is (14)________ dongle?
Well I don’t (15)________ much about (16)__________ things
But my wife´s (17)________ a few dongles in her time
And she (18)________ a little bit on the (19)__________ side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try (20)______________ it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (21)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
Well we’re (22)__________ a special on these.
I can’t make head or (23)________ of them.
But the kids (24)________ to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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