My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s (1)____________________ frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (2)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well (3)__________ be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try (4)__________ a mouse
To (5)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The (6)____________________ from the desktop.

Well, I’ve (7)______________ tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put (8)________ date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve (9)________ got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (10)______________ out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much (11)__________ these things
But my (12)______________ (13)________ a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the (14)__________ side.
Well, (15)________ afraid there’s not a lot I can do (16)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything (17)________ I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (18)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything (19)________ he (20)__________ (21)________ like?
Well we’re doing a (22)______________ on these.
I can’t make head or (23)________ of them.
But the (24)________ seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

Respuestas: