My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I (1)____________ something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my (2)____________________ is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, (3)__________ completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few (4)__________ spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (5)__________ about that.

Well, is (6)__________ anything I can do
To get my (7)____________________ working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you (8)__________ try (9)__________ a mouse
To (10)________ the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (11)__________ wanna launch
The blackberry (12)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve (13)______________ tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was (14)________ up windows.
Well, it (15)__________ be (16)__________ waiting a (17)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that (18)________ in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve (19)______________ out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem (20)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t (21)________ (22)________ (23)__________ (24)__________ things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can (25)________ you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s (26)________________ is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s (27)______________ got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make (28)________ or (29)________ of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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