Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the (1)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest (2)____________ drink
"Run faster, (3)________ higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (4)____________ me
I (5)__________ it on the ground
You must (6)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump (7)________ garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (8)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I (9)________ it and threw it on the ground!

I don't (10)________ (11)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (12)____________ with my so called girlfriend
She (13)__________ me her cell phone, (14)________ it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (15)__________ hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (16)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (17)________ (18)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to (19)________ me (20)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody (21)__________ your autograph, phonies!
Then the two (22)______________ got up
Turned out (23)________ had a taser
And (24)________ tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My (25)________________ was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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