Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man (1)__________ up to me
And hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You must (2)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't (3)__________ be part of the system
Man! Pump (4)________ garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (5)________ here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and (6)__________ it on the ground!

I don't (7)________ your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, (8)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (9)__________ it on the ground!
What, you (10)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (11)__________ hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (12)________ me to do (13)________ this? Eat it?
Happy (14)________________ to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the (15)________ word, jackass!
So many (16)____________ to (17)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (18)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me (19)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two (20)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (21)__________ the system

Man!

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