Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the (1)________ streets
And a man walks up to me
And hands me the latest (2)____________ drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (3)____________ me
I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't (4)__________ be (5)________ of the system
Man! (6)________ that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (7)________ (8)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I (9)________ it and (10)__________ it on the ground!

I don't need (11)________ handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a (12)________ phone!
I (13)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some (14)__________ hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (15)________ me to do (16)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the (17)________ word, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (18)__________________ (19)______________ try to give me (20)__________ autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (21)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out (22)________ had a taser
And (23)________ (24)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The (25)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my (26)________________ over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

Man!

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