Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And (1)__________ me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, (2)________ higher"
Man, I'm not (3)__________ let you (4)____________ me
I (5)__________ it on the ground
You must (6)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't (7)__________ be (8)________ of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You (9)________ here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so (10)____________ girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, (11)________ ain't my dad!
This is a (12)________ phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (13)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (14)________ me to do (15)________ this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (16)________ (17)____________ to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (18)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And (19)________ tased me in the butthole
I (20)________ to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The (21)__________ of the story is
You can't (22)__________ the system

Man!

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