Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me
And (1)__________ me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you (2)____________ me
I (3)__________ it on the ground
You must (4)__________ I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be (5)________ of the system
Man! Pump (6)________ garbage in another man's face
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude said
"You come (7)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and (8)__________ it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (9)____________ with my so (10)____________ girlfriend
She hands me her (11)________ phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a (12)________ phone!
I (13)__________ it on the ground!
What, you (14)__________ I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you (15)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I (16)__________ the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So many things to (17)__________ on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (18)__________________ phonies try to (19)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (20)__________ your autograph, phonies!
Then the two (21)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And (22)________ (23)__________ me in the butthole
I fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (24)__________ the system

Man!

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