Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man (1)__________ up to me
And hands me the (2)____________ energy drink
"Run faster, (3)________ higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I (4)__________ it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of the system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face
I go to my (5)________________ hot dog stand
And the (6)________ said
"You come here all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! (7)________ I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She (8)__________ me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, (9)________ ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!
I (10)__________ it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (11)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do (12)________ this? Eat it?
Happy (13)________________ to the ground!
I (14)__________ the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (15)________ things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an adult!
Two (16)__________________ phonies try to (17)________ me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody (18)__________ (19)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And (20)________ tased me in the butthole
I (21)________ to the ground
The (22)______________ didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My (23)________________ was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (24)__________ the system

Man!

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