Threw It On The Ground by The Lonely Island

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man (1)__________ up to me
And hands me the latest (2)____________ drink
"Run faster, (3)________ higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me
I threw it on the ground
You (4)________ think I'm a joke
I ain't (5)__________ be part of the system
Man! Pump (6)________ garbage in another man's face
I go to my (7)________________ hot dog stand
And the (8)________ said
"You (9)________ (10)________ all the time!
Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"
I took it and threw it on the ground!

I don't need your handouts!

I'm an adult!

Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!
At the farmer's (11)____________ with my so (12)____________ girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, (13)________ it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a (14)________ phone!
I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a (15)________ of the system
My dad's not a phone!
(DUH!)
Some poser (16)__________ me cake at a (17)________________ party
What you (18)________ me to do with this? Eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I (19)__________ the (20)________ of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
So (21)________ things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and (22)________ this
I'm an adult!
Two (23)__________________ phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants (24)________ autograph, phonies!
Then the two (25)______________ got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they (26)__________ me in the butthole
I (27)________ to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't (28)__________ the system

Man!

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