The Parent Rap by Bluefish TV

Don't make me count to 1-2-3
Yeah, it's the parent rap, y'all
We may spend most of our time chasing (1)________________ down but
We still know how to (2)________ the hizzle
I don't even know what you just said

We used to be cool!
Back in the day, back on the block
Watching PG-13 movies, staying up way after dark
Then we had a (3)____________ shorties
And now we're really flossy
Cause now we be rollin' with our own little possie
In the mini van
Or in our little wagon
Let me throw it to the moms
Cause the (4)____________ one is saggin'

I used to bling it up, I used to (5)__________ (6)________ shrewd
Now I (7)______________________ with (8)________ that's already been chewed
And that's all right
I (9)________ this diaper bag look good
When I'm walking through the mall tryin' to wrangle my brood
My PB&Js will set your world on fire
I could (10)________ you mac-n-cheese blindfolded on a wire
I'm wiping the do-do
Kissin' the booboos
Got them eyes in the back of my head, I see all you do.
Using your full name so you know I ain't playin'
And that's why all my kiddo's, they keep sayin'

Mom mom, she's the bomb, rocking all night till the break of dawn
Cooking (11)________ peas so I'll grow up strong
Got my second seat (12)________ if we crash (13)________ on
Dad dad, he's the man, working real hard to support the clan
Traded in his porsche for an old sedan
Raisin' those brows if we get outta hand

When it come to Candyland, I'm a stone cold player
Helping out (14)________ the homework, I'm an Algebra slayer
Wrestle (15)________________ into (16)__________ without spillin' my mug
If I tuck you in at night, you'll be as snug as a bug
Then I'm off in the morning, to (17)________ (18)________ cheese
You may not know this yet, but it doesn't grow on trees
Now (19)________ take it please, what, uh, take it

I'm droppin' "time out"s like they're hot
Potty training all my tots
Washin' all the pans and pots
Tyin' little shoes in knots
Giving knowlege to your brain
Like "if your friend jumped off a train you don't have to do the same"
Now get (20)________ toys out of the rain!
I'm cleanin' every spill
Cuttin' coupons like a vil
If you need parental skill now you know
We are for real!
You don't (21)__________ our rhyms are ill boy?
Then your grounded for a mil!

Mom, mom, she's legit
Making us chill when we pitch a fit
Telling us to share and never to hit
If you can't say somethin' nice put a sock in it
Dad dad, he's the guy,
never gets tired of playing "I spy"
The constant barage of kids asking "why"
And he always pretends he needs another tie

You know money doesn't grow on trees
Why buy the cow if the (22)________ is free
This won't hurt you as much as it hurts me
If you (23)________ dessert eat another veggie
Close that door
You weren't born in a stable
Sit up straight
And kiss your aunt mable
Close (24)________ mouth when you chew
Get your elbows off the table
Mom and dad of the year, check it, that's the label

It's the (25)____________ rap y'all
And it's apparent
We're (26)__________ parents
Mom and daddy in the house
Mom and daddy own the house
Mom and daddy need to clean the house...

Keep your hands to yourself, boy
Don't (27)________ me stop this beat, I'll do it! I'll pull this beat right over.

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