Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and (1)______________ she's very plain
But that's just (2)______________ for an (3)__________ like me
You know I shun fancy (4)____________ like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the (5)________________ and (6)__________ plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our (7)__________ living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, (8)____________ in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price, living in an (9)__________ paradise

A local boy kicked me in the (10)________ last week
I just (11)____________ at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An (12)__________ with a 'tude, you (13)________ that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I (14)____________ look good in black, fool

If you (15)________ to visit, you'll be (16)__________ to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just (17)______________________________ impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an (18)__________ paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, (19)____________ in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a (20)________ on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're (21)____________ righteous? (22)__________ you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as (23)____________ as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the (24)____________ Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might have to get (25)________________ on your hiney

We've (26)________ spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably (27)__________ it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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