Ironic by Alanis Morissette
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (1)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on (2)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good (3)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (4)____________ his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (5)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (6)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand (7)____________ when all you (8)________ is a knife
It's (9)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free (10)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (1)__________ row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on (2)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good (3)____________ that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and (4)____________ his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't (5)________ nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a (6)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand (7)____________ when all you (8)________ is a knife
It's (9)______________ the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free (10)________ when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Respuestas:
(1) death(2) your(3) advice(4) kissed(5) this(6) free(7) spoons(8) need(9) meeting(10) ride