by Jonathan Coulton

Heya Tom, it's Bob (1)________ the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been OK for me
Except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might (2)________________ to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI
you're all (3)__________ die screaming
All we want to do is eat (4)________ brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we (5)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I don't want to nitpick, Tom
But is this (6)____________ your plan?
To spend (7)________ whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now
But (8)______________ you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to (9)________ the call
I'm not surprised to see
You haven't thought it through enough
You never had the (10)________ for all that
Bigger (11)______________ stuff
But Tom, that's (12)________ I do
And I plan on eating you slowly
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat (13)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we (14)____________ compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
I'd like to help you Tom
In any way I can
I (15)________ (16)____________________ the way you're (17)______________ with me
I'm not a monster Tom
Well, (18)______________________ I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom
Maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll (19)____________ back to my colleagues
Who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm (20)________ to see you take (21)________________________ criticism well
Thank you for (22)________ time
I know we're all (23)________ as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash (24)________ (25)________ open
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat (26)________ brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

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