My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. Sorry (1)__________ that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might wanna launch
The blackberry (2)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth waiting a (3)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the (4)____________ blackberry coming in then.
Well, could you (5)________ me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a problem to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the problem (6)________ it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, (7)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s (8)______________ got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he might (9)________ like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t make head or (10)________ of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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