My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought something (1)________ you (2)________ week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my (3)____________________ is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s completely frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (4)__________ (5)__________ that.

Well, is there (6)________________ I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an (7)______________________ issue.
Where´d you (8)__________ the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You (9)__________ (10)__________ launch
The blackberry (11)________ the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Well, it might be worth (12)______________ a (13)____________ of weeks,
They´ve got the latest (14)____________________ coming in then.
Well, could you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything else I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve also got a (15)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new apples since then!
What’s the (16)______________ with it?
Well, I’m (17)____________ to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t know much about (18)__________ things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she (19)________ a little bit on the small side.
Well, I´m afraid there’s not a lot I can do (20)__________ that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, funnily enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an (21)__________ and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got anything else he (22)__________ just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t (23)________ head or tail of them.
But the kids seem to like them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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