Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
(Ooh la la)
With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo
Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
(Ooh la la)
With the pork steeple
If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
In the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo
Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo

Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
Put the you know what
In the you know where
(Pronto)
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