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Ironic by Alanis Morisette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a (1)__________ row (2)____________ two (3)______________ too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think

It's (4)________ rain on your wedding day
It's a (5)________ ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you (6)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was (7)____________ to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his (8)________ good-bye
He waited his (9)__________ damn life to take that flight
And as the plane (10)______________ (11)________ he thought
"Well, isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic,l don't you think

It's like rain on (12)________ wedding day
It's a free ride when you've (13)______________ paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a (14)__________ way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and (15)____________________ blows up
In your face

A (16)______________ jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 (17)____________ when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then (18)______________ his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free (19)________ when you've already paid
It's the (20)________ advice that you (21)________ didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.
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