Ironic by Alanis Morissette

An old man (1)____________ ninety-eight
He won the (2)______________ and died the next day
It's a (3)__________ fly in (4)________ Chardonnay
It's a death row (5)____________ two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's (6)________ rain on (7)________ wedding day
It's a free ride (8)________ you've (9)______________ paid
It's the good advice (10)________ you (11)________ didn't take
Who would've (12)______________ ... it figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his (13)__________ damn life to take that flight
And as the plane (14)______________ down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic...don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've (15)______________ paid
It's the (16)________ advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of (17)________________ up on you
When you think everything's (18)________ and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You (19)__________ everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face

A (20)______________ jam (21)________ you're already late
A 'No Smoking' sign on your cigarette break
It's (22)________ ten (23)________________ spoons (24)________ all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And (25)________ meeting his (26)__________________ wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the (27)________ (28)____________ (29)________ you just didn't take
Who would've (30)______________ ... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

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