My Blackberry Is Not Working! by The One Ronnie (BBC 1)

I bought (1)__________________ from you last week
And I´m very disappointed
Oh yeah? what´s the problem?
Yeah, well, my (2)____________________ is not working

What´s the matter, it run out of juice?
No, no, it´s (3)____________________ frozen!
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I’ll tell you what:
Let’s try it on Orange.

That’s got a few black spots, you see...
Oh, dear! yes. (4)__________ about that.

Well, is there anything I can do
To get my blackberry working?
Well could be an application issue.
Where´d you store the blackberry
Well, it was on my desktop.
Well, you could try using a mouse
To drag the blackberry to the trash
Then after you’ve done that,
You might (5)__________ launch
The blackberry from the desktop.

Well, I’ve already tried that a few times,
I mean, all it did was (6)________ up windows.
Well, it might be (7)__________ (8)______________ a couple of weeks,
They´ve got the latest blackberry coming in then.
Well, (9)__________ you give me a date?
Certainly.
Let me put that date in my diary.
Anything (10)________ I can help you with?
Yes, yes, I’ve (11)________ got a (12)______________ to be honest,
With my apple
Oh dear, oh dear,
That is an old apple, isn’t it?
Yeah
When did you buy it?
Last week.
Last week?
They’ve brought out two new (13)____________ (14)__________ then!
What’s the problem with it?
Well, I’m trying to put my dongle in it and
It won’t fit.
Oh, yeah,
And how big is your dongle?
Well I don’t (15)________ much about these things
But my wife´s seen a few dongles in her time
And she says a (16)____________ bit on the small side.
Well, (17)________ afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that.
Tell you what? Let me try booting it.

Now it’s crashed.
Anything else I can help you with?
Well, (18)______________ enough, yes.
My grandson’s birthday is soon.
Oh, yeah
Now he’s already got an apple and a blackberry.
I mean, have you got (19)________________ else he might just like?
Well we’re doing a special on these.
I can’t (20)________ head or (21)________ of them.
But the kids seem to (22)________ them
Oh yeah?
Eggs box... (3,60 £)

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