Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's (1)________ plain
But that's just (2)______________ for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At (3)________ in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've (4)________ milking and (5)______________ so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a (6)__________ in my (7)________ and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our (8)__________ living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell (9)____________ at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy (10)____________ me in the butt last week
I just (11)____________ at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he (12)________________ it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never (13)________ buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies (14)__________ I really (15)________ good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're (16)________ technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an (17)__________ paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an (18)__________ paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' (19)________ of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million (20)__________ as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts (21)________ to be like
On my (22)__________ day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother (23)__________ have to get (24)________________ on your hiney

We've been spending most our (25)__________ living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, (26)____________ in an Amish paradise
But you'd (27)________________ think it bites, living in an (28)__________ paradise
Yeah

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