Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the (1)____________ where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my (2)________ and (3)______________ she's very plain
But that's just (4)______________ for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah (5)__________ the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so (6)________ that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a (7)__________ in my (8)________ and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've (9)________ spending (10)________ our lives living in an Amish paradise
I (11)__________ butter (12)________ or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard (13)________ and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell (14)____________ at discount price, (15)____________ in an Amish paradise

A (16)__________ boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I (17)__________ wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you (18)________ to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the (19)__________ bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're (20)________ technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, living in an Amish paradise
There's no (21)________ for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're (22)________ in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a (23)______________ times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my (24)______________ might (25)________ to get (26)________________ on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an (27)__________ paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, living in an (28)__________ paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an (29)__________ paradise
Yeah

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