Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk (1)______________ the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's (2)________ plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things (3)________ electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and (4)__________ plows, fool
And I've (5)________ milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699

We've been spending most our lives (6)____________ in an Amish paradise
I churn (7)____________ once or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish paradise
We sell (8)____________ at (9)________________ price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the (10)________ last week
I (11)________ smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An (12)__________ with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't (13)____________ quaint, so please don't (14)__________ and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've (15)________ spending (16)________ our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys, (17)____________ in an (18)__________ paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all (19)________ nice, living in an (20)__________ paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million (21)__________ as humble as (22)________ art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and night (23)______________ points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my (24)______________ might have to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our (25)__________ living in an Amish paradise
We're all (26)__________ Mennonites, living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or (27)______________ lights, (28)____________ in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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