Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the (1)____________ where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milking cows
Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milking and plowing so long that
Even Ezekial thinks (2)________ my mind is gone

I'm a man of the land, I'm (3)________ discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I (4)____________ all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're going to (5)__________ like it's 1699

We've been spending most our (6)__________ living in an (7)__________ paradise
I churn butter (8)________ or twice, living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, (9)____________ in an Amish paradise
We sell (10)____________ at discount price, living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I (11)________ him well
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off (12)________ he's burnin' in hell

But I ain't never (13)______________ a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I (14)__________ (15)________ buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're (16)________ technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be

We've been spending (17)________ our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and (18)____________ guys, living in an (19)__________ paradise
There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a nutter
Think you're really righteous? Think you're (20)________ in heart?
Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like
On my knees day and (21)__________ scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain, and don't be whiney
Or else my brother might (22)________ to get medieval on your hiney

We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites, (23)____________ in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights, living in an (24)__________ paradise
But you'd (25)________________ (26)__________ it bites, living in an Amish paradise
Yeah

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